#1
I sit at my computer fully clothed and set a digital kitchen timer for 20 minutes. Then I open several different sites on the internet including Playboy.

I break the time into 4 segments of 5 minutes each.

The first segment I keep my clothes on and do not touch myself at all. My **** is usually straining to get out.

The second segment has me pull my pants and underpants down to my ankles. No touching. There is usually some pre-cum at the tip. (I can hardly type right now as I am so excited)

During the third segment I stroke myself very lightly, usually with just one finger. Just enough to keep me hard. The pre-cum is covering my penis head and dripping onto my balls.

Finally I get to the last 5 minutes. If I can, I try to make myself last the whole time, but usually am done in a minute or less.

Well, I gotta go finish as I stopped my timer at 17 minutes to type this and my **** is straining for freedom.

What's your method?
#3
You get a boner from just looking at naked chicks? Learn some self control.

Also, *reported*
#4
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

no
just no


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#5
I rub my dick up and down until I ejaculate.

Isn't that how everyone else does it?
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#6
I've given up masturbation completely after reading that so i have no technique...
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#9
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I rub my dick up and down until I ejaculate.

Isn't that how everyone else does it?

That's how I get things done.
Damn kids and their fiendish masturbation techniques...
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Best post on the pit. Good for you.
thats pretty epic.
So you're like a slower paced Forrest Gump...
Yup...
#11
I throw in a flash bang, wait for it to go off and then charge the room. I "slice the pie" into the room, checking every corner for unfriendlies. When I see a possible target, I identify them as either an assailent or non-combatent and neutralize any threat. My goal is to seize the room while any occupants are still dazed and unable to resist.

But that's only for a dynamic entry. Stealth entry is completely different.