Poll: Would play for a pretty pop star?
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Hell yea nigga!
54 53%
WTF? NO!
17 17%
Kickass thread, metaldud!
30 30%
Voters: 101.
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#1
Alright, a large number of users here are in a band/would like to be in one. But what if you had the chance to play guitar for a pretty pop singer like....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceSxEjwXHcM

...knowing that you usually find yourself blasting t3h br00talz metalz everyday or some other form of music that doesn't involve bubble gum pop cheese....

Would you do it UG??

Oh btw! You're chances of getting tail from the singer will remain around 10-20%, theoretically speakin'.
#3
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#4
I would do her... I mean do guitar for her... I mean play her... rather, play guitar for her.

Yes I would. I wouldn't be hyper proud of it though. It must pay ok and doesn't seem very difficult.
#5
If I liked what she played, or rather, if I thought she had some legitimate talent.

But most likely no.
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#8
Of course I would, people have too many values and not enough money these days, that needs to be changed, we're in a recession people.
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#9
In a heart beat. Show me the cash and the titties and I'll be strumming whatever open chord you want me to.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#10
i would if it was someone i knew. i don't know that i would just do it for some random person since it isn't really the type of music i like.
#11
I hope someone comes into your thread and posts things about pokémon.

I don't play guitar, but I'd still play drums for her.


And fuck her.
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#12
I would for Katy Perry... am I a bad person?
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Of course I would, people have too many values and not enough money these days, that needs to be changed, we're in a recession people.


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#15
I'd effing do it.

It's all about the money, babe.
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#16
Alizee.

I would kill a man to have consensual sex with her.


Please note the word "consensual". I'm having UGers testify at my rape/murder trial.
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Alizee.

I would kill a man to have consensual sex with her.


I would kill everyone here for just ten minutes alone with her limp, unconscious body.
#20
No, my artistic integrity means more to me than being in a pop band

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Of course I would, people have too many values and not enough money these days, that needs to be changed, we're in a recession people.


Values > money

But, like Daytripper said, I would do it for a good friend or relative.
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#22
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For Alizee and only for Alizee.....


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#23
hell yeah i would.
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#24
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No, my artistic integrity means more to me than being in a pop band


Artistic integrity my butt... :p

If you were offered 10% of what the Jonas Brothers make, you'd say yes in no time
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#25
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...knowing that you usually find yourself blasting t3h br00talz metalz everyday or some other form of music that doesn't involve bubble gum pop cheese....

.

does that include the cars, cheap trick, and sweet

if so then
#26
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holy ****, id just fap in the background lol, are those guys even plugged in or mic'd?


Hell I don't really blame them if their not, when your on the stage with Alizee the music can take a ****ing back seat.
#27
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Artistic integrity my butt... :p

If you were offered 10% of what the Jonas Brothers make, you'd say yes in no time


Nah, Id rather barely get by in an underground band where I write music that I like than live like a king playing crap
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#28
Quote by zippidyduda
No, my artistic integrity means more to me than being in a pop band


Values > money

But, like Daytripper said, I would do it for a good friend or relative.


uh, its more about the sex and the money than the guitar if your playing for her....
#31
I would if she was alright to look at, talented, I liked the music, and I was the one writing the guitar riffs and performing them. I'd also try to write the music if I could, so I could get composing royalties as well as performance royalties. Shit is cash.
#32
id add some groove to her pop
melodically speaking of course
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#33
getting paid might get laid
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#36
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I would for Katy Perry... am I a bad person?


Nope cause that's my exact answer. Minus the questioning of whether or not I'm a bad person. Cause I don't particularly care. She's pretty smoking.
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#38
I don't see any problem with that. I have tons of respect for people valuing their art but not everyone is just a musician. You might also be an entertainer, not just a musician. There's a difference. You can be an entertainer without degrading your art. There's nothing wrong with playing guitar for a pop singer, entertaining the crowd and getting paid. Even if you don't really like that music.
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