#2
failure at life is you
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Call me troll, call me psychopath. In the end, I shall stand above you all as you drown in a pool of sex and filth. It will explode your corrupted bodies, and I will walk above the wreckage as a pure man.


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Haggard13 i are impressed
#4
This is a horrible idea.
Quote by ChemicalFire
He was too stunned by my fresh truths.

Quote by GodofCheesecake
"And I would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you darn kids and your meddling and your breakadowns!"

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Metal is a sub-genre of metalcore since metalcore is more popular therefore better.
#5
All your epic fails are belong to us.
No, wait, you can keep those.
I'm that dude with the fro.
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Long story short, a whale flew out of the ocean, landed next to me and shot like a wall of water straight into my face.
#7
This is the spammishy spammy thread in the history of spam.
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The Dual Rectifier is my sexy finishing move.


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Nobody knows the words to Evenflow, they all just go "bramamamamamamamamaamamamabooowwllofcornflakes"
#8
Funny quotes cannot be forced in a thread of this manner. They need to happen naturally when the time is right.

*Reported.*
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R.I.P Ean.

Are there any other members of Lynyrd Skynyrd who are dead?
#11
i hope i never get sigged and if some 1 sigs this i will shove ts trough there finger and make them come out there elbow

no this is not an attempt to be sigged
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I laughed at someone for breaking his g-string, and got sigged


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You just made me spit out my Kool-Aid all over my keyboard.


sorry
#13
sig me mother ****er!
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Ahhh damn you vinc3nt!

Downpressor man

Where you gonna run to

All along that day


੧_\\\
#16
Quote by Roge23
Sig-worthy comments are like boobs, you never know when they're gonna pop out.



This might of been sig worthy but it's in this thread so sigging it is not aloud.
Feed your mind.
#17
Quote by Roge23
Sig-worthy comments are like boobs, you never know when they're gonna pop out.

I would sig this if it wasn't in this thread.
OPINIONATED STATEMENT

Meaningful Song Lyrics
Inside my signature
Make me look deep
And misunderstood


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Out of context hilarious quote!


Quote by Pannenkoeken
Out of context compliment!


My Gear:
Awesome Shit
Cool Shit
Shitty Shit

#20
hey, at least you have the balls to apologize and not just abondon the thread or start a flame war
Quote by bucktheduck

Call me troll, call me psychopath. In the end, I shall stand above you all as you drown in a pool of sex and filth. It will explode your corrupted bodies, and I will walk above the wreckage as a pure man.


Quote by DieGarbageMan

Haggard13 i are impressed
#22
so two rabbis are sitting on a corner eating a pumpkin burrito.

one rabbi says " Is this kosher?"

rabbi two says "yes"
Quote by DieGarbageMan
i can become erect whilst displeasing women




What a talented person.
#23
I was going to get something to eat, but I came into this thread and forgot what it was.

oh. yes. soup. minestrone soup.

goodbye.

p.s. sigs aren't intentional. they're like when my grandma defecates herself. it just sorta happens.
#24
Quote by MakinLattes
I was going to get something to eat, but I came into this thread and forgot what it was.

oh. yes. soup. minestrone soup.

goodbye.

p.s. sigs aren't intentional. they're like when my grandma defecates herself. it just sorta happens.


I kinda mentioned it with the boob comparison
#25
Quote by Roge23
I kinda mentioned it with the boob comparison

what? I must have lost interest long before that post. sorry for raining on your sig parade. =D
#26
Quote by Firebread
This might of been sig worthy but it's in this thread so sigging it is not aloud.



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Quote by SmashandBurn
Teacher: "There will be a test tomorrow no exceptions."

Student: "What about complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"

Teacher: "You'll just have to write with your other hand."

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Lesbian Link ladies. Oh yes.
#28
MakinLattes is the coolest UGer around.
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Hey y'all!!! Me and my friend were over at her house. I we were wonder what guys think when they see a hot girl at the mall or whatever walk by. (We're both pretty as y'all would say "blonde" sometimes).


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I just look like some homo.
#29
This is a horrible and unorginal idea, you should be beaten with a Nerd Rope

sig that
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