I've seen about a million thread asking for super heavy br00tul songs. So what's the least heavy most vag-tastic song you can think of?
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Metal is a sub-genre of metalcore since metalcore is more popular therefore better.
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Actually, I second Hey There Delilah. It's just so wimpy
Gunpowder: FUCKING ROCKS!!!
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Gunpowder you fucking rock!!

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Enrique Iglesias?
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youre a weird one tjdjr09

Most of what Death Cab for Cutie writes is extremely non-heavy, but is purely amazing.

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Listen(To The Flower People)
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Elliot Smith - The Biggest Lie

I love this song, but it's so slow, quiet and monotone.
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either that or (Cry) All the Way Home
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Miracle by Foo Fighters. It's soft, but awesome and can get you into ANY girl's pants. Believe me. I tried it.
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Fluff - Black Sabbath. Seriously.
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