#1
I've seen about a million thread asking for super heavy br00tul songs. So what's the least heavy most vag-tastic song you can think of?
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#6
I Cum Menstrual Blood?

Actually, I second Hey There Delilah. It's just so wimpy
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#8
Enrique Iglesias?
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#14
Most of what Death Cab for Cutie writes is extremely non-heavy, but is purely amazing.

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#15
Listen(To The Flower People)
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#16
Elliot Smith - The Biggest Lie

I love this song, but it's so slow, quiet and monotone.
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#17
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lololol

either that or (Cry) All the Way Home
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#19
Miracle by Foo Fighters. It's soft, but awesome and can get you into ANY girl's pants. Believe me. I tried it.
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#23
Fluff - Black Sabbath. Seriously.
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