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#1
Or guy I suppose

Mines not that crazy, but I skipped out on a big party which ended up being known as 'That Party'. I missed it because this girl who I was crazy for asked me to a movie and we hit it off pretty good and had an awesome night but there was no relationship made.

Anyways not that crazy but the party was kick ass apperantly

Anyways what's your stories?


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#2
I tried to sell one of my basses to get money to see my girl a few years ago.

Yeah, she meant that much.
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#3
Racked up a 1700 dollar mobile bill to talk to her.
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#4
I missed an appointment with Quebec's Prime Minister, along with other Young Liberals to see my girl.
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#5
Wasted over $2000...that was stupid. It was over 2 years 2 months though, so only like $77 dollars a month.
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#6
Ran naked through the subway station. Why? No idea. I thought she'd like it.

She didn't.
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#8
I donkey punched her. Bitch had it coming
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#9
I missed the final 5 minutes of The Bill for a girl.

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#10
i went to NOTTINGHAM to see my girlfriend. that's hardcore. i forgot my stab vest as well
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#11
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I missed the final 5 minutes of The Bill for a girl.

She made you do that? What a monster...
#13
Oh yeah, also once drove over 30 minutes to drop just one thing off, that she ended up not needing. Also once watched a Laguna Beach and Nip/Tuck marathon with her. Died inside.
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I tried to sell one of my basses to get money to see my girl a few years ago.

Yeah, she meant that much.


at least it was just a bass

lol jk
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#15
Spent £300 on a trip to london to see We Will Rock You... She finished me the next week...


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#16
This isn't the craziest thing I'VE done, but it's the craziest thing a girl has ever wanted me to do for her. A friend of mine wanted me to do a gig with him, because he needed another guitarist for his band and it was(unknown to me at the time) a sort of tryout for me. She wanted me to stay home and watch Pride and Prejudice with her, instead of going to play guitar. Then, when I was done playing guitar for them, she wanted me to give it up all together because "it got in the way" so I dumped her.
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#17
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at least it was just a bass

lol jk


haha, bastard

hmm.... no crazy stories here, gave up smoking, but that was MOSTLY my decision. One of the best ive ever made too



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#18
I too skipped a mad party to see my girl, and i used to bike about 12 miles everynight to see her
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This isn't the craziest thing I'VE done, but it's the craziest thing a girl has ever wanted me to do for her. A friend of mine wanted me to do a gig with him, because he needed another guitarist for his band and it was(unknown to me at the time) a sort of tryout for me. She wanted me to stay home and watch Pride and Prejudice with her, instead of going to play guitar. Then, when I was done playing guitar for them, she wanted me to give it up all together because "it got in the way" so I dumped her.


Well played

A girlfriend had me watch some movies like dirty dancing once, but I didn't pay much attention to them. Girls don't usually demand stuff from me.
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#21
Starved myself for a week so I'd look good for when we went out.


...ok, that's not as funny as everyone elses. But it's still crazy.
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#23
I spent one afternoon I had no lessons at school. School. Just for a girl, you know.

I'm so self-sacrificing.
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>.<

I do that all the time, but not for a girl.

Um... I have some, but I'd prefer not to share because you'd laugh at how much I was whipped through this relationship I was in last year.
#27
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This isn't the craziest thing I'VE done, but it's the craziest thing a girl has ever wanted me to do for her. A friend of mine wanted me to do a gig with him, because he needed another guitarist for his band and it was(unknown to me at the time) a sort of tryout for me. She wanted me to stay home and watch Pride and Prejudice with her, instead of going to play guitar. Then, when I was done playing guitar for them, she wanted me to give it up all together because "it got in the way" so I dumped her.


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#28
Was going to be dragged to the cinema to see the Sex & The City movie.

Luckily we broke up.
#29
I cut off my ear and gave it to her.

That was a waste of ears.
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This isn't the craziest thing I'VE done, but it's the craziest thing a girl has ever wanted me to do for her. A friend of mine wanted me to do a gig with him, because he needed another guitarist for his band and it was(unknown to me at the time) a sort of tryout for me. She wanted me to stay home and watch Pride and Prejudice with her, instead of going to play guitar. Then, when I was done playing guitar for them, she wanted me to give it up all together because "it got in the way" so I dumped her.


I shall add to the applause. Top man!

Craziest thing i've ever done is probably when i went to see *gulps* Devil Wears Prada.
Biggest pile of crap i've ever seen - i was rewarded afterwards though
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afterward i thought about it and was like "wow, i just jerked off to a chubby girl sucking off a horse. i'm disgusting".

then i watched that segment again
#31
I just recently took a girl to see High School Musical 3......


I had a hard time not going to the bathroom to kill myself. Good thing that it really scored some man points
#32
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I just recently took a girl to see High School Musical 3......


I had a hard time not going to the bathroom to kill myself. Good thing that it really scored some man points


Mine wanted to go see Saw 5. But I took her to High School Musical instead. We actually had a good time.

I think I got man points. Enough to level up.
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#33
My ex made me see P.S. I love you.


I liked it.
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#34
Killed her family and hid their bodies in cafeteria chili.
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#35
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Mine wanted to go see Saw 5. But I took her to High School Musical instead. We actually had a good time.

I think I got man points. Enough to level up.


Yeah, we saw HSM3 a couple weeks ago and went to Saw 5 this past Saturday. I think I enjoyed being with her at Saw 5 more because..............well, you know how girls get at that kind of movies.
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Yeah, we saw HSM3 a couple weeks ago and went to Saw 5 this past Saturday. I think I enjoyed being with her at Saw 5 more because..............well, you know how girls get at that kind of movies.


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#37
I cut my long hair... two weeks before going to see Iron Maiden...


...never again. I still regret that decision, even if we ended up going out for a while.
#38
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Yeah, we saw HSM3 a couple weeks ago and went to Saw 5 this past Saturday. I think I enjoyed being with her at Saw 5 more because..............well, you know how girls get at that kind of movies.


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#39
I watched Gone With The Wind. Twice. In one day.
Followed by Moulin Rouge.
#40
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Racked up a 1700 dollar mobile bill to talk to her.


Dude im right there with ya
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