#1
So basically there is this huge field trip this thursday to some place. Everybody had to sign into these groups, each one with a chaperone. I'm new to this school and have no friends and i ended up signing into a group with nobody in it except these three girls who i have never met before. What things should i do in order to not look like an idiot. i didn't use search bar so go ahead and close this if you want.
#2
Say funny things.

"I really need to poo and if we don't pull over I'm going to do it in my hands"
"Look!" *Swings penis in circles*
"Does this rag smell of chloroform?"

These are winners.

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I was much further out than you thought
And not waving but drowning.
I was much too far out all my life
And not waving but drowning.
#5
Just relax, be confident and yadayadayada.
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#6
Quote by Mr. La Fritz
Say funny things.

"I really need to poo and if we don't pull over I'm going to do it in my hands"
"Look!" *Swings penis in circles*
"Does this rag smell of chloroform?"

These are winners.

What if TS has a small penis? Then he'll just have to wiggle it around a bit.
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#7
Quote by Kensai
Just relax, be confident and yadayadayada.


this, im assuming that you like these girls?
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#9
Quote by I.O.T.M
What if TS has a small penis? Then he'll just have to wiggle it around a bit.

Or he could say "I'm going slut fishing! Who wants a mouthful of maggot?"

Basically, the best way to not look like an idiot is to dress up like the cowboy from the Village People.
#10
Quote by Mr. La Fritz
Say funny things.

"I really need to poo and if we don't pull over I'm going to do it in my hands"
"Look!" *Swings penis in circles*
"Does this rag smell of chloroform?"

These are winners.


one of their dads is coming too and i don't think he'll like me swinging my penis in circles in front of his daugter.
#11
Quote by I.O.T.M
What if TS has a small penis? Then he'll just have to wiggle it around a bit.


I have never seen a penis in real life that isn't swingable.

But I have only seen mine up close.

And also I have a big penis.

So if his isn't big enough...well then...I don't know. Thrust.

RMF


I was much further out than you thought
And not waving but drowning.
I was much too far out all my life
And not waving but drowning.
#12
Quote by I.O.T.M
What if TS has a small penis? Then he'll just have to wiggle it around a bit.


i assure you i do not have a small penis
#13
idk, be friendly, dont stare at their tits for too long, dont be stupid, the basics (if there actually are any)


Quote by Mr. La Fritz
Say funny things.

"I really need to poo and if we don't pull over I'm going to do it in my hands"
"Look!" *Swings penis in circles*
"Does this rag smell of chloroform?"

These are winners.


agh! ********!

*runs and hides for the second time in 5 minutes*


you spin me right round baby right round like a record baby right round round round


either or be racist and shout "look! n*gger!" and stuff.
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#14
The replies in this thread are worthy of a hearty lol.
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#15
Dude, they're girls...
Just be yourself it's no big deal if you don't know them
Just make sure you make a good first impression

But seriously... what is it with all these 'OMG I SAW A GIRL TODAY WHAT SHALL I DO!?!?!' threads?
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#16
Quote by add_g
i assure you i do not have a small penis


Lies upon lies.

The Albatross of Truth stares in your direction.

RMF


I was much further out than you thought
And not waving but drowning.
I was much too far out all my life
And not waving but drowning.
#17
Quote by Mr. La Fritz
Lies upon lies.

The Albatross of Truth stares in your direction.


wtf is an albatross? the picture won't load on my computer.
#19
Quote by add_g
i assure you i do not have a small penis

Don't fu cking lie to the albatross! He'll shank you blud!
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#21
an albatross is like a seagul only bigger, dimwit!

havent you played yeti sports?!?!?!
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#22
introduce yourself and tell em about wher eyou came from...if they ask and tell em you're new
they'll feel so sorry and think you're so cute for being alone that they will get on their knees and do dirty things to your elongated shaft of thor
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#24
Tell really lame jokes that are funny simply because they're not or learn how to juggle. Juggling kicks ass.
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#25
Dude... just dress as this guy:



This fuckin' guy has fuckin' gotten more fuckin' ass than the whole fuckin' pit fuckin' combined and shit, merely because of his fuckin' costume.

He is a FUCKIN' cool kid.
Do you wanna be a fuckin' cool kid?

Fuckin' dress as Naruto!!!

FUCK!
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#26
if they're hot rape them


if they're ugly..rape them

/typical response
#27
If you need advice in order to not look like an idiot, you're already screwed.

But if you do happen to do something stupid, be able to laugh at yourself.
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#28
Quote by Johnny Trash
Dude, they're girls...
Just be yourself it's no big deal if you don't know them
Just make sure you make a good first impression

But seriously... what is it with all these 'OMG I SAW A GIRL TODAY WHAT SHALL I DO!?!?!' threads?


This.
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