I feel like learning a christmas song.

Which one?

Preferrably one that i could later arrange for a stage band.
Jingle bells is always a good'en... could do like a scream version
If life gives you oranges, say "f*ck oranges" and bail.

Hey You!
That "I'm walking through the air" one

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or something

"I don't have an instrument, I don't have a great voice, I just have some nice clothes maybe." paul rutherford
Sarajevo by Trans-Siberian Orchestra.
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PlayMadness, you give me hope for mankind.

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PlayMadness - Jesus 2.0

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Society's doing great. There's a rise of people like PlayMadness. I feel pretty good about the way things are going.
Sleigh ride.
Patterns In The Ivy present ethnicity on an intriguing and dedicated level. ~Ambient Exotica
A mesmeric melange of yearning voice, delicate piano and carefully chosen samples. ~Lost Voices
Jingle Bell Rock!

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Momie's like not even a real person, just an asian, lesbian spirit.
rudolph the red-nosed raindeer
I fell asleep on my arm once, scariest thing that ever happened to me. I thought it was kill.
Clocks tick. Your days are numbered in low digits.
You look suspicious - suspect niggas is bitches,
Get chopped up, grade-A meat, somethin' delicious
Holiday Hate- Psychostick
LTD KH-602
Schecter Hellraiser C-8
Bugera 333X
Boss TU-2, HM-2
EHX Big Muff Pi w/ Tone Wicker
Crybaby From Hell
Way Huge Swollen Pickel
DeviEver: Legend of Fuzz
MXR Phase 90 Script, Carbon Copy, MC-401
I feel it in my fingers
I feel it in my toes
Christmas is all around me
And so the feeling goes.

Love Actually ftw.
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^And known for that bloody awesome croissant with a crown.
Man that's badass.

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Wierd Al - The Night Santa Went Crazy

Down in the workshop all the elves were making toys
For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys
When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death
Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath
From his beard to his boots he was covered with ammo
Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo
And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye
"Merry Christmas to all - now you're all gonna die!"

The night Santa went crazy
The night Saint Nick went insane
Realized he'd been getting the RAW deal
Somethin' finally must've snapped in his brain

Well, the workshop is gone now, he decided to bomb it
Everywhere you'll find pieces of Cupid and Comet
And he tied up his helpers, and he held the elves hostage
And he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage
He got Dancer and Prancer with an old German Luger
And he slashed up Dasher just like Freddy Krueger
And he picked up a flamethrower and he barbecued Blitzen
And he took a big bite and said "It tastes just like chicken!"

The night Santa went crazy
The night Kris Kringle went nuts
Now, ya can't hardly walk around the North Pole
Without steppin' in reindeer guts

There's the National Guard and the FBI
There's a van from the Eyewitness News
In a helicopter circlin' 'round in the sky
And the bullets are flying the body count's rising
And everyone’s dying to know -"Oh Santa, why?"
My, my, my, my, my, my - you used to be such a jolly guy.

Yes Virginia, now Santa's doing time
In a Federal prison for his infamous crime
Hey little friend now, don't you cry no more tears
He'll be out on good behaviour in seven hundred more years.

(Alternate verse used in concert)
Yes Virginia, now Santa Claus is dead
A guy from the SWAT team blew a hole through his head
Yes, little friend, that's his brains on the floor
Guess you won't have the fat guy to kick around anymore.

But now Vixen's in therapy and Donner's still nervous
And the elves all got jobs working for the postal service
And they say Mrs. Claus she's on the phone every night
With a lawyer negotiating the movie rights.
(They talk about)

The night Santa went crazy
The night Saint Nicholas flipped
Broke his back for some milk and cookies
Sounds to me like he was tired of getting gypped

Wo, The night Santa went crazy
The night Saint Nick went insane
Realized he'd been gettin' the RAW deal
Somethin' finally must've snapped in his brain
Wo, Somethin' finally must've snapped in his brain
Tell ya, somethin' finally must've snapped in his brain.

I was going to suggest Wierd Al, but people beat me to it. Our ensemble band at college are doing John Lennon's War is Over...
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the cliff richard song, chriiiistmas time... mistletoe and wine...

then just add crushing overdrive, double bass pedals and a voice so dark you make satan pee just a little.
RIP Bernie Mac
RIP Michael Jackson


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Get 'Cliff is Angry. So so angry' on your ass.

Edit: Then take pictures and send me them.

Genetically engineered and raised by wolverines DAVE MUSTAINE...
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Make some screamo versions of christmas songs! otherewise christmas songs sukk!

im actually trying to do that.
but i dont know which to pick.
carol of the bells
or a jazz verion of god rest ye merry gentlemen
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I'm not in a wheelchair, but I own one just for fun.
so this is christmas(war is over)-john lennon
the channukkah song-adam sandler (oh welll)
little saint nick, santas bear- the beach boys
a mistress for christmas- ac/dc
blue christmas- elvis
"You've got to dance like nobody else is watching.
Dream like you will live forever.
Live like you're going to die tomorrow,
and love like it is never gonna hurt."
-- James Dean (1931-1955)

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This man has the right idea.

oh yeahhh