Poll: Should I check it out?
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Do it faggot!
273 86%
eww man, no way!
45 14%
Voters: 318.
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#1
So I spent the last 10 days in Switzerland visiting some relatives and old friends. I have a flight tomorrow morning so I'm spending the night at a hotel in a small town near the airport. I asked the dude at the check in station if there's a fun place nearby to pass the time and he suggested a place called "club lustkick." I googled the place thinking it was a bar or a nightclub of some sort.

hehe, turns out it's a actually a brothel. I laughed it off at first thinking no way. But as I sit here in my hotel room, lonely and horny, looking at the pics on their website, I'm starting to contemplate going. I might just drop in for a second to see what it looks like and split really quickly.

What do you guys think, should I go??
#2
Ask them if they have any vacancies.
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#4
I'd say no.
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#5
Go. Faster than Swiss public transport, get thee to a brothel!
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#6
As if you have to ask...
You only live once, so wh0re it up.
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#9
Quote by Nakon14
do it, and phone ahead to the clinic to let them know youll be coming


Well Switzerland's very clean ,and brothels are legal and regulated and require protection so that's no real concern...
#10
If it's the first thing someone suggests to you, then it has to be worth it...

(or maybe the guy gets some free visits if he suggests the place to stupid tourists)
#11
Do it hetero!
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#13
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Go there but don't get shot like NPH




If you do get shot make it memorable though


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#14
Go ahead. What have you to lose?
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#15
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Go ahead. What have you to lose?

probably his virginity
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#16
And why are you talking to us right now, when theres a perfectly good *****-house but mearly minutes away ?

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#17
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If you do get shot make it memorable though

amen...

Bring a cattle brand with your name on it also.
#18
if u first go inn, u wont get out before u pay for SOMETHING


...........or so i've heard... :O
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#19
Quote by NorfIrIon
Go ahead. What have you to lose?


His virginity.
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How about you don't insult my friend's dead mum, you prick.


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Too be he had to be a dick about his crayons.
#22
Quote by Bubbles203
Go there but don't get shot like NPH

May his soul rest in peace

Edit: And do it faggot!
Last edited by SlightOffense at Nov 18, 2008,
#24
Do it, but remember to ask for "Ein warmes Gefühl in meinem hinteren Ende" if you are in the German speaking area.
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#25
With a good few condoms.


You don't want what ever they've got, or to have a baby with a prostitute as the mother.
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#27
Those places are pretty disgusting. I don't reccomend it.
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#28
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Do it, but remember to ask for "Ein warmes Gefühl in meinem hinteren Ende" if you are in the German speaking area.


"That's gonna cost you extra"
#29
Quote by daniel.mycoe
Do it, but remember to ask for "Ein warmes Gefühl in meinem hinteren Ende" if you are in the German speaking area.


Nein danke!

they've got some weird stuff listed on their site. Golden showers, slave play, fisting....
#31
do it to it
Just call me Julius, J, etc.
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#32
Dude, go for it, but be sure to "Wrap". By the way, I'm kinda stoned and accidentally hit the "eww, no way" button instead of the "Do it faggot!" one. Just thought I'd let you know.
#33
Quote by master
Nein danke!

they've got some weird stuff listed on their site. Golden showers, slave play, fisting....

do it
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why not, i started using the zakk wylde boomers and now every third note i hit is a pinch harmonic


#34
Quote by 100%guitarmad
Depends how much money you have!


My grandparents gave me lotsa birthday money...

God that sounds terrible, doesn't it?!
#36
Quote by master
one of them offers anal fisting.

Quote by Reincaster
I once got shocked by a spider amp.

I got powers like spiderman did, except I model everyone else's powers poorly.


Quote by shredhead22
why not, i started using the zakk wylde boomers and now every third note i hit is a pinch harmonic


#37
do it only if you have money to spend and you really feel you should, go ahead.

slipknots basslines arent to hard and their the best death metal band anyway, so you might as well learn there stuff and not bother with any others.

wtf?! slipknot aren't death: they're gay nu-metal
#38
You could be elbow deep in some chicks ass... And you're still here? RUN FORREST RUN!
#39
Being Swiss they'd be incredibly efficient.

If they are anything like the trains there it'll last 30 minutes exactly and make you arrive on time.

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#40
it could be a set up...like that movie hostle, where they tourture and kill tourists for ass loads of money. But be safe, bring a gun, and in case i'm wrong make sure you have plenty of condoms.

P.S...
Double or even triple wrap.
Last edited by metallica_19 at Nov 18, 2008,
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