#1
to be honest im not expecting many serious answers from the pit but i figured id ask the people who make me laugh a lot

ok so on saturday night i bought myself a bottle of jagermeister and was hanging with a few people, i started drinking it but one of the underagers (16 or so) took it off me and started drinking it a bit. so i figured what the hell its only a little bit. but this still managed to get him really drunk and put him in hospital, the police are following this up and have interviewed a few of the people i was with.

a few weeks ago i felt suicidal and since then ive been to doctors and specialists who have diagnosed me with a deep depression but have no idea what the cause is.

i dont think i can cope with all the stuff going on in my life right now, so i turn to the people in the pit who i trust (god knows why) to give me some advice and see if they can help me know what to do

please help, and thanks.
#3
Whenever life gets you down... Just remember:
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#5
I prescribe ten hours of intense Futurama watching.. oh and eating chocolate.

Do this once a day every other day for two weeks and you shall be cured. Praise be to Jesus.
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#6
about the kid

everyone drinks before theyre 18 so dm

and

depression

i brought you a ecookie to cheer you up!!!

#7
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i have a new outlook on life
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#8
I wanna make a Jagerbomb now

anyway, its good that your getting help about depression, I think thats the best thing you can do for yourself when your in that situation
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#10
They got the police involved for that?

I was hospitalised when I was 15 for drinking way too much (and some other stuff), and the cops didn't get involved. I just wasn't allowed to be left on my own for a couple of months afterwards.

And yeah, if the cops ask, just say you put the bottle down to go for a piss or something and when you got back it was gone.
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#12
I remember one time when i was drunk in town, the police came and poured away our alcohol and gave some guy who just happened to be there an alcohol restriction (which was right by his house). Chances are that's all that will happen to you.
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#13
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Whenever life gets you down... Just remember:
You were the fastest sperm.



they should prescribe sh*t like this lol

Class!!!!!
#14
Pfftt, what a lightweight. On a more serious note, if it does get traced back to you the most you will get is a fine or a slap on the wrist
#15
so should i go to the police, i got to go to my specialist about my depression tomorrow but i think afterwards i should go to the police.

what do you think?
#17
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#18
why not? they can get cctv of me buying the drink and people have already said it was me that bought it
#19
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so should i go to the police, i got to go to my specialist about my depression tomorrow but i think afterwards i should go to the police.

what do you think?


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#20
I've wanted to try a jagerbomb...how do you make one?

But to answer your questions you trust us cause UG is like a big family of people that sometimes get along and other times don't. And just say the kid took it from you...and get medicine to help the depression.
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#21
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Ricard FTW



Actually I totally agree.


I just can't get it from the local liquor shop anymore, as they stopped selling it.
#23
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#24
As soon as I saw the title of thread, I knew it would be instant fail.
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