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#2
she must of made a **** sandwich for him
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#3
Police haven't said what type of sandwich was involved.

Unless we know this, we really can't comment.
#7
that.. is.. pretty damn funny xD
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#8
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Unless we know this, we really can't comment.


lmao, totally.
#9
lmao at the "police dont know what type of sandwich was involved"

ill never falter.ill stand my ground.

yes, i am a girl.
#10
7500$ bail for hitting somebody with a sandwich??

Fu*k me
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#11
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Why thats what happens if you make it wrong



Women.Make our sammichs right the first time bitches


Exactly, ****ty sammichs = ****ty treatment, I can't believe the judge didn't understand this.
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#14
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#16
Bitche's got what she deserved.
You just dont go around making ****ty sammichs.
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#17
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Why arnt you making me my sammich

sorry in not one of you typical girls.
tell me to make your dam sandwich and we will ****ing throw down.

glad we covered that issue

ill never falter.ill stand my ground.

yes, i am a girl.
#18
they wouldn't say wut kind it was cus they were afraid of the race card it was a Cuban sandwich and the guy was Cuban
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sorry in not one of you typical girls.
tell me to make your dam sandwich and we will ****ing throw down.

glad we covered that issue



Ill throw down with you any day


Aslong as your hot
#20
HAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHA

police havent reviled the type of sandwich
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Ill throw down with you any day


Aslong as your hot


well thats nice to know:]

ill never falter.ill stand my ground.

yes, i am a girl.
#22
the man then allegedly ripped off the rear-view mirror and used it to shatter the windshield.


hhahahahahahaha...what the ****? that is way too funny
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#24
the man then allegedly ripped off the rear-view mirror and used it to shatter the windshield.

I think thats why he was in trouble...
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#25
Quote by *Juno*
Why thats what happens if you make it wrong



Women.Make our sammichs right the first time bitches


*Gives applause*
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#26
Sounds like a bs story to me. The real story goes something like this:

The man made a snide comment about how the woman looks bad with her glasses on, and the woman lost control of the car as her pms kicked in and she tried to attack the man. The man tried to save himself from certain death by throwing the sandwich at her and grabbing the wheel. The woman then tried to kick hte man, putting one of her heels through the windshield and kicking off the rearview mirror, then came up with some bs story to get the man in trouble.
#29
He could've killed someone! You guys didn't even read the article did you? He knocked off her glasses with a sandwich while she was driving. They could've crashed, killed millions* of people and it would've been his fault.

Despite that, the laws regarding domestic violence are ridiculous. They can arrest the man(because they'd never arrest the woman) just because she is afraid of him. That's all she has to say. It never goes the other way around though. They even arrest the man if there's a fight and the only one with any type of injury is the guy. Dudes have called the police after having glass smashed over their heads and then the cops arrive and arrest HIM! Stupid ****.


*hyperbole
#31
Quote by pak1351
Sounds like a bs story to me. The real story goes something like this:

The man made a snide comment about how the woman looks bad with her glasses on, and the woman lost control of the car as her pms kicked in and she tried to attack the man. The man tried to save himself from certain death by throwing the sandwich at her and grabbing the wheel. The woman then tried to kick hte man, putting one of her heels through the windshield and kicking off the rearview mirror, then came up with some bs story to get the man in trouble.


Quite possible actually... and that's really sad.
#32


was it a hammer sandwich?




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#33
ha, "I SAID SWISS, SWISS!!!!"
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#34
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He could've killed someone! You guys didn't even read the article did you? He knocked off her glasses with a sandwich while she was driving. They could've crashed, killed millions of people* and it would've been his fault.

Despite that, the laws regarding domestic violence are ridiculous. They can arrest the man(because they'd never arrest the woman) just because she is afraid of him. That's all she has to say. It never goes the other way around though. They even arrest the man if there's a fight and the only one with any type of injury is the guy. Dudes have called the police after having glass smashed over their heads and then the cops arrive and arrest HIM! Stupid ****.


*hyperbole

Yes, but if she had made a decent sandwich, he would have been too busy eating it to attack her.
Thus, she could have prevented the whole incident by making a good sammich.
#35
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was it a hammer sandwich?



STOP!!


Hammer time.
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#38
rofl!!! wow i<3 Pit posts!!!
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#39
Well he's gotta keep his pimp sammich strong! keepin them hoes in line!

maybe it was an inside joke gone wrong!!!! Like the Great depression or something.....
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