#1
Oh boy, two good news articles to share with the pit today. (I made a thread about the other, it was the "man arrested for hitting gf with sandwich).


Here's this one

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#3
37 days in jail ? that's it ? wtf ?

so we can just throw arround axes at motorbikes and just get 37 days in jail...hmm...
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#6
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This would have been 19 times cooler if they'd lied and said "tomahawk"

Yea, and said "Comanche brave" instead of "driver", and "pony express rider" instead of "another motorist".
#7
threw an axe at another motorist, wounding him, has been sentenced to 37 days in jail


I call bullshit
#8
Wait. what the ****...
A guy throws an AXE, I mean, a freacking axe and gets only 37 days
Now the other guy who threw a stupid sandwich has to pay thousand dollars, what the hell!
#9
Well, fuk. A little violent, aren't we? Only 37 days? Are you kidding me.. What hos.

LoL @ hitting girl with sandwich.
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#10
that's awesome...
sounds like a worthy use of 37 days...
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Wait. what the ****...
A guy throws an AXE, I mean, a freacking axe and gets only 37 days
Now the other guy who threw a stupid sandwich has to pay thousand dollars, what the hell!

No, the $7500 was his bail bond, not a fine.
#12
Quote by illuminatiano
37 days in jail ? that's it ? wtf ?

so we can just throw arround axes at motorbikes and just get 37 days in jail...hmm...



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Well, fuk. A little violent, aren't we? Only 37 days? Are you kidding me.. What hos.

LoL @ hitting girl with sandwich.

Quote by rafa7008
Wait. what the ****...
A guy throws an AXE, I mean, a freacking axe and gets only 37 days
Now the other guy who threw a stupid sandwich has to pay thousand dollars, what the hell!

its because the guy who got hit was hit with the blunt end. there's no lasting damage.
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#13
My friend's dad's friend once got pissed at another driver, so when he stopped at a light, he got out of his car, PUNCHED through the guy's windsheild, and starting banging his head on the steering wheel.
And another guy in another situation got out with a baseball bat, but the other driver drove off through the red light, so the guy threw the bat and broke a tail light,
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Quote by gun4hire
its because the guy who got hit was hit with the blunt end. there's no lasting damage.

So what? He threw a fuking axe at the guy, that's assault and attempted murder, imfo.
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So what? He threw a fuking axe at the guy, that's assault and attempted murder, imfo.

well the law doesnt revolve around your opinions
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#16
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well the law doesnt revolve around your opinions

Well, it also doesn't revolve around your no lasting damages. Last time I checked, it was fact that attempted murder and assault gets you more than just 37 days in prison.

I dunno. Maybe you should try it tell me how it goes.
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Well, it also doesn't revolve around your no lasting damages. Last time I checked, it was fact that attempted murder and assault gets you more than just 37 days in prison.

I dunno. Maybe you should try it tell me how it goes.

you never checked that and you're obviously wrong since the guy in the article only got 37 days. but if you would like to continue to argue semantics with me, we can continue to bold and italicize each other to your heart's content
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He was sentenced for "criminal mischief"?
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you never checked that and you're obviously wrong since the guy in the article only got 37 days. but if you would like to continue to argue semantics with me, we can continue to bold and italicize each other to your heart's content

Well, maybe I would like to continue, okay. Oh, added an underline, weren't expecting that? MMMMMM.

EDIT: Also, yes, I know that. My point was that he should have gotten more days because it was assault and attempted murder.
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#20
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Well, maybe I would like to continue, okay. Oh, added an underline, weren't expecting that? MMMMMM.

EDIT: Also, yes, I know that. My point was that he should have gotten more days because it was assault and attempted murder.

oh shiznit, oh diddly damn you got me there, that was like a left hook with that underline lol

it was "criminal mischief"
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#21
I think they went easy on him from pure admiration.


They probably start flinging axes themselves now, say goodbye to bodywork renewal from those PIT maneuvers. In fact, I'd start to have more respect to authority if I knew that they could cast an axe through my windscreen.
#22
Quote by Drybananna
Well, maybe I would like to continue, okay. Oh, added an underline, weren't expecting that? MMMMMM.

EDIT: Also, yes, I know that. My point was that he should have gotten more days because it was assault and attempted murder.



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#23
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I think they went easy on him from pure admiration.


They probably start flinging axes themselves now, say goodbye to bodywork renewal from those PIT maneuvers. In fact, I'd start to have more respect to authority if I knew that they could cast an axe through my windscreen.

Could be true. Throwing an axe accurately is damned difficult.