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#1
so some of you may remember the epic pepsi thread here

if you were fortunate enough to be there, you got to see some of the finest display of word play and quick wit (and horrible puns) that the pit had to offer

yes, i did perform a search, but the original pun thread was lame and didnt last for even 20 minutes.

ill just start out by posting a few puns from that thread:

Quit Stalin. It's not like you have any Marx for life.

I was Russian to beat you to that joke.

I see what jew did there.

These Panzer made of Lenin, too.

[x]Huffy[x] seems to be fuhrerious about the silliness of this thread, however i think it is wunderbar

Indeed, more than once did I raise mein hand to my fac-OH FOR ****S SAKE NOW I'M DOING IT. REICH, I'M LEAVING NOW.

oh no, jew too? dont worry, jew arent the wurst.

i leave fuehrer short time and the thread dies?


so just carry out a conversation, using horrible puns.
#3
Quote by Erik_Aero
What do we talk about?


Surprise sex...?

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You are god, floppypick



Floppydick


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#4
Quote by Erik_Aero
What do we talk about?

let us discuss quantum physics. I came prepared:

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Die Ruhe vor dem Sturm.
#9
Quote by jetfuel495
that would be a fruitless attempt at hilarity, resulting in a ban

Must...Resist.....Fuck you kid.....
#10
Quote by jetfuel495
you came up the rear?


Yea, and I snuck up the dirt road..

I don't think that's a pun
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You are god, floppypick



Floppydick


If that's how you read my name, leave a message saying so on my profile
#12
Quote by jetfuel495
that would be a fruitless attempt at hilarity, resulting in a ban


Especially since he starved his people!

... amidoinitrite?
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MyNameIsLame just nailed it (actually both his statements did some nailing).


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This is honestly the best first post I've ever seen


^^ Directed at me. E-peen wankery sigs ftw.

My Last.FM
#14
I can't stop reading Tolkien. It's a terrible hobbit, but I can't help myself.
PSN: snakeXdoctor

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My friends cat smokes, wears a leather jacket and swears at me when i look at it.He is really fat so it makes it even more funny.
#15
Quote by jetfuel495
no...

I'd like to agree here, and also say that he should be doing it more to the left.
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This man knows his beverages.
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^somebody get this man 30 million dollars.
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#16
ok, ok, i have 2 recurring puns from UG

Icumblood
and
1. this joke
2. is old
3. ??????
4. PROFIT

NOTHING HURTS BATMAN!

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what this man says is correct.


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WHAT IS THE PIT!?!?!!!!!!?!??
--clemm

n00b
#17
Quote by Megadeth2011
ok, ok, i have 2 recurring puns from UG

Icumblood
and
1. this joke
2. is old
3. ??????
4. PROFIT

Those aren't puns. Those are memes.
PSN: snakeXdoctor

Quote by OneOfTheseDays
My friends cat smokes, wears a leather jacket and swears at me when i look at it.He is really fat so it makes it even more funny.
#19
Quote by NuSiK
Those aren't puns. Those are memes.

oh... yeah i guess they are
didnt really think about that

NOTHING HURTS BATMAN!

Quote by dannay
what this man says is correct.


Quote by clemm
WHAT IS THE PIT!?!?!!!!!!?!??
--clemm

n00b
#20
Quote by jetfuel495
thats what im Tolkien about.

I once tried to build a replica of Gondor out of legolas, but it didn't work to well with all the different colors.
PSN: snakeXdoctor

Quote by OneOfTheseDays
My friends cat smokes, wears a leather jacket and swears at me when i look at it.He is really fat so it makes it even more funny.
#24
Quote by NuSiK
I once tried to build a replica of Gondor out of legolas, but it didn't work to well with all the different colors.



Remember remember the fifth of november the gunpowder treason and plot.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#25
some poképuns:
dont be so krabby
if you was a cookie i would pikachu (pick at you)
do you like cheese? cos garydos

and also what do you call cheese that aint yours? natcho cheese (not yo cheese)
xxx


killing is my business... and business is good
#26
Quote by JohnnyGenzale
Remember remember the fifth of november the gunpowder treason and plot.

I can think of no reason the Gunpowder Treason should ever be forgot.
PSN: snakeXdoctor

Quote by OneOfTheseDays
My friends cat smokes, wears a leather jacket and swears at me when i look at it.He is really fat so it makes it even more funny.
#27
Quote by NuSiK
I can think of no reason the Gunpowder Treason should ever be forgot.



Me neither.

Came up with a lame pun.


Sucks to be jew.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#28
I got a BIG Pun:



(No one will get it cuz it's a guitar-site but whateva )
1. Open My Computer.
2. Open C:
3. Click on WINDOWS.
4. Open the folder "Media."
5. Click on the file "onestop."
6. Listen.
#29
Quote by NuSiK
I once tried to build a replica of Gondor out of legolas, but it didn't work to well with all the different colors.


Oh dear... did you make a messerschmitt?

on a side note, we should make a nazi party puns of UG group, lol.
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LIKE PORTISHEAD?
#31
^well he's dead, ya happy?!?!?!

(I don't like his music.....)
1. Open My Computer.
2. Open C:
3. Click on WINDOWS.
4. Open the folder "Media."
5. Click on the file "onestop."
6. Listen.
#33
I can't stop fretting over this guitar riff.

/fail
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Well I don't know about solos but how about that Smoke on the Water riff. It's like...impossible.


THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE

I'm Jake. I'm a musician, philosopher, and exhibitionist.
#34
Quote by Mockstairwell
^well he's dead, ya happy?!?!?!

(I don't like his music.....)


I guess he deserved that PUNishment.
We're only strays.
#36
Quote by *yournamehere*
Your starting to pick up on it.

This idea kept strumming in my head, but I forgot what it was.
PSN: snakeXdoctor

Quote by OneOfTheseDays
My friends cat smokes, wears a leather jacket and swears at me when i look at it.He is really fat so it makes it even more funny.
#37
If you're Russian and you're hungry, there's no time for Stalin.
Tonight I kill your fucking face.
I killed your face.


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#38
I broke my g-string fingering a-minor.
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I even tried dressing up as a fly myself, and throwing myself out of the window in the hope that they will follow me. But to no avail.

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we have a Llama forum, and still no drum forum.
#39
YES. I love puns. I have a goldmine.

The nervous clown wanted to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.

You hear about those corduroy pillows? They're making headlines.

A toothless termite walks into a bar and says "Is the bar tender here?"

A cardboard belt is a waist of paper.

A hole was recently found in the wall of a nudist colony. Police are looking into it.

A 3-year old was recently apprehended and expelled from her day care for resisting a rest.

Why do elephants paint their toenails red? To hide in cherry trees.

Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? It freakin' works.
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Hambonicus, that was epic with a side of win


98% of teens have been around or have had alcohol. Put this in your sig if you like bagels.

Proud member of the "I don't believe in global warming clan".
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