#3
Well I have an important question for YOU, when was the last time you were in an English class?
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Viking fact no. 3: Vikings drank mead.
Viking fact no. 4: One of your ancestors are likely to have been raped by a viking.
#6
Ture metal is represented by bands liek Meatallica, Salyer, Black Sabbeth, Iron Madden, Pantrea, Judas Prest, and Avengers Sevenflood.
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#9
Marilyn Manson, Avenged Sevenfold and the most metal of all... SLIPKNOTT!!!!!!!111
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#10
Avenged Sevenfold, they're every thing metal needs, really brutal growls, epic clean singing, ridiculously heavy distorted guitar (but not noise like all these "def metal" bands nowadays ) and really nice clean guitar, really good solos, and you can tell all the members are really talented.
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#11
slayer pantera iron maiden black sabbath slipknot avenged sevenfold and of course not metallica
#13
iron maiden, black sabbath, master of puppets metallica only.
the avenged sevenfold must be a joke, and i agree with The Virtuoso, please learn the basic concept and spelling of the english language before you mingle with others.
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#14
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slayer pantera iron maiden black sabbath slipknot avenged sevenfold and of course not metallica

Commas are your friend.
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I thought I read "an impotent question for all metalheads".



Exactly my point in mocking his use of the English language.
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Viking fact no. 1: Viking helmets did not have horn.
Viking fact no. 2: Vikings tobogganed on their shields into battle.
Viking fact no. 3: Vikings drank mead.
Viking fact no. 4: One of your ancestors are likely to have been raped by a viking.
#17
Deffinatly Slayer.

Why did the first guy to reply report this?That's rediculous,as is all the smack talk about the spelling.M is right next n,was probly a simple mistake.
#18
In all seriousness, all answers other than Manowar, Venom, and Motorhead are wrong.
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this thread makes me want to kill myself

Grim Bizkit of course defines metal

**** yeah! When's the new album due out? I now declare this the official Grim Bizkit thread!
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#22
due to technical dificulties, Pimp Holocaust has been delayed in recording, one of our trash cans has a dent in it
#24
****, that really sucks, how long do you think it'll take to fix it? Who's playing session trash cans for that album (due to my horrific groin-related injury)?
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