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#1
I noticed there was a thread about band names that don't make sense which wasn't what i was looking for so i made this thread.

Volcano, I'm Still Excited is probably the most random name for a band ever? I mean

how can you possibly top that?
#5


the pears!
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yeah imma troll

whatcha gon do bout it?
#6
Panic At The Disco
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#8
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I win.
#10
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#17
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#18
doesitoffendyouyeah.
Oct. 20th, 2009: New guitar AND front row for Mars Volta.

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#21
avenged sevenfold failz cuz it means avenged seven times
and panic at the disco almost flows but.

if the really long post is a legit band then you win.
#22
Quote by SkAsupafly
avenged sevenfold failz cuz it means avenged seven times
and panic at the disco almost flows but.

if the really long post is a legit band then you win.



And you think Avenged Seven Times is a good name?
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#23
Quote by JohnnyGenzale
And you think Avenged Seven Times is a good name?


its not a good name at all but thats just what it means, avenged sevenfold is just a version of it that flows better. but im talking about really really random band names

volcano, i'm still excited and the number 12 looks like you basically win so far
#26
Quote by SkAsupafly
I noticed there was a thread about band names that don't make sense which wasn't what i was looking for so i made this thread.

Volcano, I'm Still Excited is probably the most random name for a band ever? I mean

how can you possibly top that?


you ask how?

ween
the older you do get the more rules they're gonna try to get you to follow. You just gotta keep livin' man, L-I-V-I-N.

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wait.... wuttt???
#27
The Number Twelve Looks Like You or some such ****.

k these guys are one of my fav bands... they got their name from their favorite episode from "the twilight zone" ... incase u were wondering


rainbow colored butt monkeys is a good random name
#28
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#29
Asian Fuzzynuts
UG Republican

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#31
My opposite band: 7.62 Centimeters of Water

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#32
Bathtub Shitter
Vaginal Scrotum
Anal Cvnt
Anal Nosorog
Anal Castration
Vaginal Carnage
Captain Cleanoff

And finally:

Paracoccidioidomicosisproctitissarcomucosis.

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#33
Voodoo Glow Skulls
Begin again in the night, let's sway again tonight.
Your arm on my shoulder, your cheek against mine.
Where can we go, when will we find that, we know.
#34
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My Rig:

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Schecter C-1 Classic (Deep Sea Green)
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#35
Guns and roses was a pretty random name.
Led Zeppelin
Cream
Vanilla Fudge
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#36
the phenomonal handclap band.

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Sinking, always sinking

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