#1
Well according to the kid I sit next to in history, Ronald Reagan was a bad president because he put crack in the black community.

Really, I mean c'mon, can people really be that stupid?

To give this thread a point, what are some funny conspiracies that people have told you and truly believed?

NO 9/11
grok it.

SKREAM!

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#2
Gentlemen, get your tinfoil hats.

I took things a bit further though:

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#4
Ronald Reagon was the greatest president ever imo, just putting it out there.
The extremely Christian people don't trust him because RONALD WILSON REAGAN has 6 letters in every word and makes up 666.

Funny conspiracy
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#5
ridiculously huge image much?
but its okay, your kensai.
Atleast the aliens can't read your computer's mind!
#6
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ridiculously huge image much?
but its okay, your kensai.
Atleast the aliens can't read your computer's mind!

conspiracy
grok it.

SKREAM!

Listen to jazz, it's good for you...
#7
the cake is a lie
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#8
To contribute, allow me to introduce the wingding conspiracy:

http://www.snopes.com/rumors/wingdings.asp



Apprently it's a secret message refering to 9/11.

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ridiculously huge image much?
but its okay, your kensai.
Atleast the aliens can't read your computer's mind!


It's why I coated my entire room with it

And my cat.
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#9
Actually the thing about Regan is sort of true...

By making laws on marijuana even more draconian and attacking the supply so rigourously, many disadvantaged black people turned to crack instead of cannabis because it so much easier to get...

Its not a conspiracy, its truth.
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#10
U.S. Government did 9/11
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#11
It's a stem off of the Iran-Contra Affair and other acts.
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3. Click on WINDOWS.
4. Open the folder "Media."
5. Click on the file "onestop."
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#12
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Gentlemen, get your tinfoil hats.

I took things a bit further though:


how long did that take you to do??
#13
The idea that Obama is the Anti-Christ.
Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens.

When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace.


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#15
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how long did that take you to do??




erm...

i mean...it probably took Kensai many days
1. Open My Computer.
2. Open C:
3. Click on WINDOWS.
4. Open the folder "Media."
5. Click on the file "onestop."
6. Listen.
#17
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The idea that Obama is the Anti-Christ.

i thought that was true? atleast thats what i wastold by my friend
#19
The grocery stores employes are associate with midget to RULE THE ENTIRE WORLD.
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#20
Courtney Love killed Kurt Cobain

Elvis is alive, he's living in Kalamazoo, Michigan
Crazier than a fish with titties.
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#22
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i thought that was true? atleast thats what i wastold by my friend



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#23
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Courtney Love killed Kurt Cobain

Elvis is alive, he's living in Kalamazoo, Michigan



You're right for Kurt Cobain. . .

But Elvis lives with Jim Morisson on a island near the middle of the atlantic ocean
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#24
We are all Alien hybrids who were bred to be slaves to an alien race (The Annunaki) from a planet called Nibiru and we still are. This planet is on a long ellipitical orbit of our solar system and returns every 3,600 years. Next fly by is estimated to occur in late 2012.
#25
That gingers are going to die out in 100 years...what a load of crap.
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#26
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Gentlemen, get your tinfoil hats.

I took things a bit further though:






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#28
The government put fluoride in my water!
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#29
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The government put fluoride in my water!

i'm in your water, cleaning your teeth
#30
We never landed on the moon.

Every time I hear someone say that it makes me want to run towards the nearest living thing and kill it.
Life is underrated.


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#32
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erm.. we never landed on the moon.


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