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#1
Have you ever met anyone and been like "Damn, this guy reminds me of Kensai"? Or though "Metaldud would be pissed at this guy"? What about "This guy is a douche, reminds me of Austiman"?

Seriously though, has there ever been a time in the real world that you were reminded of a Pitmonkey, or somebody you've see around the forums?

There's one kid everyone was super pissed at for no reason and all of a sudden you never really heard his name anymore. He reminded me of Mike.H (he's the one who faked his death right?)
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#3
No, but this one guy at my school was Dave Mustaine for Halloween. So I assumed he was a pitmonkey so I started joking around with memes.

He won't talk to me anymore.
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#4
The only thing in the real world that makes me think of a particular UGer is when I'm at my girlfriend's flat. She has a Mario poster in her room and in the picture Luigi looks just the same as Tom Hatton's avatar. It really puts me off my stroke.
#5
i remind myself of Union Jake
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#6
Well in that sense, no, I don't hang out with douchetards.

But I know/may know a couple of UG members. 2 dudes went to my high school, and 1 dude goes to my current school, and another dude goes to a school near mine, and 1 girl may be coming to my school next year.

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#7
When I see that gay guy that reports the gossip from Hollywood every morning on Sunrise, I think of Guitar0player, I used to love Sunrise. Now I don'.t
#9
This morning, when I was brushing my teeth, I looked in the mirror and thought "damn, this guy looks like Gunpowder."

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#11
As you mentioned in the first post.

I always walk round and all i see is Metaldud's and Kensai's avatars.. Are my normal
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#12
I have a few friends who use UG, but they are rarely on.
grok it.

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#14
I met a Swedish guy tonight. I wondered if he knew Kensai,
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#15
No because I really don't know you guys so I really don't think about you outside of the pit.
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#16
I know a UGer. He graduated from my high school last year. I'm jealous of his SG. 'Tis beautiful, even though I prefer Fender to Gibson. Idk about anyone else though. I know a chan kid though. That kid is my favorite freshman in the school
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#18
Some kids from my school stumbled onto the UG YLYL thread last year. I'm still the only frequenter that I know of though.
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#19
I dunno any UGers well enough to compare them to people i know
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#21
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The only thing in the real world that makes me think of a particular UGer is when I'm at my girlfriend's flat. She has a Mario poster in her room and in the picture Luigi looks just the same as Tom Hatton's avatar. It really puts me off my stroke.

awww Tom_Hatton, just had to go and get himself perma'd
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#26
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my girlfriend's flat.

Sorry to hear that. :[
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#27
well there could be people here that I know and wouldn't be aware of.

anyone here from Atlanta International School.....?

thought not
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#29
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what?!?!? when was this? was it while i was writing my papers?

yup, i killed him. along with woMANintheBox, the two of them started flaming each other so i reported the both(she reported him too i guess) and it was enough to get him a third ban, ergo he was permabanned.

https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=996360
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#30
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yup, i killed him. along with woMANintheBox, the two of them started flaming each other so i reported the both(she reported him too i guess) and it was enough to get him a third ban, ergo he was permabanned.

https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=996360

oh, this is a tragedy.

a few words for the man with the luigi avatar:

is name was tom,

he had a luigi avatar

a few words for womaninthebox:

she was a woman

in the box

and hated being told to be in the kitchen


looking back, tom was cruisin for a bruisin
#31
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oh, this is a tragedy.

a few words for the man with the luigi avatar:

is name was tom,

he had a luigi avatar

a few words for womaninthebox:

she was a woman

in the box

and hated being told to be in the kitchen


looking back, tom was cruisin for a bruisin

yeah he was, she wasnt banned btw
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#32
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I know a UGer. He graduated from my high school last year. I'm jealous of his SG. 'Tis beautiful, even though I prefer Fender to Gibson. Idk about anyone else though. I know a chan kid though. That kid is my favorite freshman in the school


Dude in the stalls in my schools there's like 4chan writing all over the stall. One of the days I was in there I jokingly put "7chan > 4chan". The next day there was a poorly drawn picture of pedobear right next to it

Ummm not necessarily a certain UGer, but I swear one of the sound people that worked at an Underoath concert I went to looked exactly like what I would imagine a UGer to look like.
#33
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Dude in the stalls in my schools there's like 4chan writing all over the stall. One of the days I was in there I jokingly put "7chan > 4chan". The next day there was a poorly drawn picture of pedobear right next to it

That reminds me of my scholar's bowl meet! The kid I was talking about completely guessed on a question and got it right. I quickly drew a picture of the bannable fruit and got lulz from him
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As usual Natrone's mouth spouts general win.

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plexi


i realize the longshot that is. little giant to humongous one.


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#35
Nobody I know reminds me of any UGers. Except myself, of course. In real life my sense of humor is exactly like Kensai's on here. The only real difference is that he's really good at one-liners and all my humor is carried through in my voice and in the context of the joke. Of course, no one here hears my voice, so half my humor is lost automatically, which is probably why the most recent comment of mine that I've seen sigged was about surgical removal of poop.
#37
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Nobody I know reminds me of any UGers. Except myself, of course. In real life my sense of humor is exactly like Kensai's on here. The only real difference is that he's really good at one-liners and all my humor is carried through in my voice and in the context of the joke. Of course, no one here hears my voice, so half my humor is lost automatically, which is probably why the most recent comment of mine that I've seen sigged was about surgical removal of poop.


Well, Kensai's had many years to work at his talent.
I'm sure he was as unfunny as you are at one point of his UG history.
#38
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Well, Kensai's had many years to work at his talent.
I'm sure he was as unfunny as you are at one point of his UG history.


I've been here longer than he has, you twat.
#39
"That guy is driving too...fast"
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