#1
One day William Shatner was walking on the road right next to a rather conveniently placed abyss when Alexi Laiho appeared from nowhere wearing a thong...Enfuriated , Shatner proclaimed " this is madness ! "....Laiho lifted his arms and screamed " this is CUBA !".....then Glen Close fell into the pit and her body was annexed by the tapdancing egrets of the north....i like udders...the puppies shall be smitten before the night is young THE END
#3
Quote by shattamakar
One day William Shatner was walking on the road right next to a rather conveniently placed abyss when Alexi Laiho appeared from nowhere wearing a thong...Enfuriated , Shatner proclaimed " this is madness ! "....Laiho lifted his arms and screamed " this is CUBA !".....then Glen Close fell into the pit and her body was annexed by the tapdancing egrets of the north....i like udders...the puppies shall be smitten before the night is young THE END


You're a fag.
If you're a hot chick you've probably got a good chance with the lead singer or guitar player, If you're a little bit overweight, you should probably go for the drummer. If you're a dude, go for the bass player