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IDK if this has been done before but here goes
Everybody write down the recipe and directions for your favourite things to cook. And make a big UG recipe book.

Leafsfan012:
Grilled Cheese XD

1. Get 2 pieces of bread
2. Butter One side of each
3. Get 1 piece of cheese
4. Put Buttered side of bread down onto frying pan, add cheese
5. Add other piece of bread, butter side up.
6. Cook Till golden brown on both sides
7. Serve and Enjoy!

Options: You can add ham or turkey or any other kind of meat onto sandwich
Ketchup On the side

ENJOY!
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#5
well put n00bish recipes
that way its easy for n00bs
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#6
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Banana cream

1) Get a banana
2) Ejaculate on it



haha

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wat

#8
Mashed potatos
Boial some Yukon gold patatos.(Why Yukon gold? because they taste 1000 timmes better then all the others)
Strain water from potatos.
Mix in butter/margarine, milk and cheese.(cheese is optional)
Mash that sucker with a baseball bat.
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#10
Spaghetti Bolognaise,

Ingredients:

Pasta (spaghetti or penne/twirls etc)
Mince beef or lamb
Pasta or bolognaise sauce
Love

Method:

Boil some water in the kettle,
Put pasta in a saucepan
Pour boiled water on pasta in saucepan
ignite flame under the saucepan for pasta (turn on if electric hob)
wait until it has started to bubble
begin to fry mince in separate frying pan
stir the pasta a few times every so often to stop it sticking
keep the mince moving until it is entirely brown
pour desired amount of sauce onto mince
mix in and keep stirring for a few minutes until hot
drain water from pasta (sieve, cullendar or pan lid will help)
put pasta on a plate
put mince and sauce on plate
avva wank
eat the beast you have created


EASY!
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#11
Knock You Naked Brownies

Makes about 24

1 package German chocolate cake mix (18.5 oz)
1 cup chopped nuts
1/3 cup + 1/2 cup evaporated milk-divided
1/2 cup melted butter
60 vanilla caramels unwrapped (one 14 oz package)
1 cup semisweet chocolate chips

In a large mixing bowl, combine dry cake mix, nuts, 1/3 cup evaporated milk and melted butter. Press half of the batter into the bottom of a greased 13x9x2 inch glass baking dish. Bake in a preheated 350 degree oven for eight minutes.
In the microwave or top of a double boiler melt caramels with remaining 1/2 cup evaporated milk. When caramel mixture is well mixed, pour over baked layer. Cover with chocolate chips. Chill for about an hour or until the caramel is hard. Press the remaining batter on top of morsels. Return to oven and bake 28 minutes (or less for gooier brownies). Let cool before cutting.

Note: This recipe supposedly originated at the Salt Creek Restaraunt in Breckenridge, Colorado.


EDIT: another.


4 tablespoons cake flour(that's plain flour, not self-rising)
4 tablespoons sugar
2 tablespoons baking cocoa
1 egg
3 tablespoons milk
3 tablespoons oil
3 tablespoons chocolate chips(optional)
a small splash of vanilla essence
1 coffee mug

Add dry ingredients to mug, and mix well

Add the egg and mix thoroughly.

Pour in the milk and oil and mix well.

Add the chocolate chips (if using) and vanilla essence, and mix again.

Put your mug in the microwave and cook for 3 minutes at 1000 watts. The cake will rise over the top of the mug, but don't be alarmed!
#13
Made this recipe myself It's a favorite among friends. I also make good cupcakes with homemade icing

Missy's Banana Bread

1 cup sugar
8 tablespoons of butter
2 eggs
A bunch of old and brownish bananas (Like 6 of them or something)
1 tablespoon of milk
2 tablespoon of cinnamon
1 teaspoon of all spice
2 teaspoon vanilla
2 cups of flour
1 tsp baking power
1 tsp baking soda
1 tsp salt

1. Mix sugar, butter and eggs
2. Mash bananas, add milk, cinnamon, allspice and vanilla in another bowl
3. In a new bowl, mix the dry ingredients
4. Combine the banana to the sugar and butter mixture, then slowly add in the dray ingredients
Bake for 1 hour on 325 degrees, two loaves
#14
rape
1. get a woman or an animal or a man it doesnt matter
2. rape
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#15
Ever walked into a party and everyones ****ed except you?
Heres the recipe i use to catch up quick

1. Bongload (make it a rimmer)
Inhale while doing next step.
2. 3 shot of jagermeister (continuously)
3. Blow out smoke
4. Parachute
5. Shot gun a tallboy of moosehead
6. lit cigarette
7. Jagerbombs until desired
#16
Peanut butter and nutella sandwich
1.thickly cover a slice of bread in peanut butter
2." " " " " " " nutella
3. put the bread together
4.cut if desired
5.eat.


Tastes like chocolate peanuts
#17
spaghetti and brownies sound good(Y)!
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I squinted my eyes and said "Where is your god now"



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#19
this hase been done to many times


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Quote by noxiosimitator
this hase been done to many times


your mom has been done to many times
sorry, had too
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BW==D
B=W=D
B==WD~~~


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Quote by ADCME
I use those bread bag clips as ninja stars, i once hit a Jehovahs witnesses guy on the head with one.

I squinted my eyes and said "Where is your god now"



XBOX LIVE GAMERTAG: capn crayola
#22
Quote by leafsfan012
your mom has been done to many times
sorry, had too

You're a tool.

Sorry, had to.
#23
1 fill bowl with kellogs(R) POPS(Tm) cereal
2 add milk
3 well laddee frackin duh you got breakfast
fight the power... with peace

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#24
Quote by leafsfan012
your mom has been done to many times
sorry, had too


my god you must be the funniest person on the bus to your special school


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my god you must be the funniest person on the bus to your special school

I found that funny
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#28
1. Find two prisoners (preferably terrorist)
2. Make them kneel down
3. Whip out your piece
4. Tell them to open wide
5. Insert

And there you have it,

A cock meat sandwich every camel-jockey can enjoy...