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#1
The idea is to put a fact in, that's right, a FACT, only put it if your confident that it's true, and see what people know that is totally useless. I'll start with two:

1. Wayne Gretzky scored his 500th goal on an empty net.

2. Approx. 350,000+ people in the United States were born on your birthday.

Go!
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#3
your mom was good in bed last night.
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#4
It's illegal to frown at cows in Bladworth Sesketchawan (sp?).
Nutmeg is poisonous if taken intravenously.
4 popes have died during sexual intercourse.
10,000+ americans are hospitalised every year for trying out bizarre sexual positions.
Peanuts are an ingredient in dynamite.
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#6
there is a correlation between pancreas size and good relationships. the closer the size of your pancreas is to the size of your gf/bf's pancreas the more likely you are to have a lasting relationship.
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#8
I have skidmarks in my undies older than most of you.
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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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#9
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your mom was good in bed last night.

You need to stop posting stupid things.
#10
Einstein's last words will never be known. He spoke them in German, and his nurse didn't understand German.
Death to Ovation haters!
#14
The moon moves roughly 4cm away from the Earth each year.
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That's when you know you found somebody special. When you can just shut the f*ck up for a minute, and comfortably share silence.

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#15
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It's illegal to frown at cows in Bladworth Sesketchawan (sp?).
Nutmeg is poisonous if taken intravenously.
4 popes have died during sexual intercourse.
10,000+ americans are hospitalised every year for trying out bizarre sexual positions.
Peanuts are an ingredient in dynamite.

you jest?
#16
this fact is useless
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#17
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you jest?


Nope.
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#18
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there is a correlation between pancreas size and good relationships. the closer the size of your pancreas is to the size of your gf/bf the more likely you are to have a lasting relationship.

Imagine having a pancreas the size of your girlfriend/boyfriend.

That's a fucking big pancreas.
#20
Useless is spelled with and "e" between the L and the two S.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#22
Contrary to popular belief, it is not impossible to use the search bar.
hello
#24
In my current state of residence, Pennsylvania, it is illegal to take your refrigerator outdoors, lay it down, and sleep on it. However, such an act is perfectly legal indoors.

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PlayMadness, you give me hope for mankind.

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PlayMadness - Jesus 2.0

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Society's doing great. There's a rise of people like PlayMadness. I feel pretty good about the way things are going.
#25
Its illegal to walk around with ice cream in your back pocket where i live
#27
Also, penguins only have one orgasm a year.

Poor little guy
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#28
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Also, penguins only have one orgasm a year.

Poor little guy

However, pigs orgasm for roughly 30 minutes, and they fornicate several times per year.
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PlayMadness, you give me hope for mankind.

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PlayMadness - Jesus 2.0

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Society's doing great. There's a rise of people like PlayMadness. I feel pretty good about the way things are going.
#29
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However, pigs orgasm for roughly 30 minutes


I've heard that before
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#31
about 3 people a year die from vending machine accidents
grok it.

SKREAM!

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#32
Ostriches don't actually put their heads in the sand.
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Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.
#35
there are more swedes in my town than there is in the next town. (wait what?.)
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#36
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#37
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about 3 people a year die from vending machine accidents

that's sad yet immensely hilarious
#38
Dettol protects, fact.
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

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#39
Fact: Useless facts are useless.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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