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has a brother (23 years old - big, strong guy) with down syndrome. 2 weeks ago, his sister left him home alone for about 10 minutes untill she suddenly got a call from him.

him: "laura (name of the girl) !! I found a real dwarf in our street !! I locked him the basement.. come quick !"

she came back as quickly as she could .. to find a 50-year old locked midget in her basement

just tought I'd share

EDIT: I swear to any possible God this actually happened seem spretty logic to me stuff like this happens every once in a while .. I tought I saw bush once when I smoked. turned out to be my mother


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EDIT: Did he have a beard?
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#7
There's a story like that in my area too...

quick version:
Guy goes on 3 day drug spree, is missing for 2 days, then the guys friend comes over and the dude opens the door and says "I found a troll!" in a really scared voice. It was a midget.
#8
Thats the sort of cheering up I needed today. Thanks TS
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There's a story like that in my area too...

quick version:
Guy goes on 3 day drug spree, is missing for 2 days, then the guys friend comes over and the dude opens the door and says "I found a troll!" in a really scared voice. It was a midget.


just for the record .. mine is actually true. I know the guy and he's deff capable of doing this and I arrived at the house around 10 minutes later because the sister was tsill in shock from the mad midget


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#10
I have a similar story a friend told me of someone they knew being drunk and finding a dwarf waking up to find a midget in their kitchen cupboard.

Seems there's a few variations on this story, therefore I call BS to the lot of it
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#14
There was one of these stories going around at work the other month. I'm doubting how true it is now
#15
Someone was telling me a story a little bit ago..

Some kid was doing acid and stuff and on his way back to his house he kept calling his friends and telling them there was a troll following him. Naturally, they ignored him. He went home, locked "it" in his closet and gave it milk periodically. Three days later, they found out that he had locked a kid with down syndrome that had got out of the hospital in his closet. He apparently got some reward for it too.
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#17
The best one is doctor rockso and murderface.
Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who...
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Seems there's a few variations on this story, therefore I call BS to the lot of it


maybe lots of people like to kidnap midgets and imprison them in their spare time
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I feel bad for laughing though.
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#20
Sir, you have caused me to lol. Props to you
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#24
That guy is awesome.

*laughs*

..dwarf...

*laughs*

...in the basement...

*háháháháháháháhá*

Sorry guys i just imagined the scene, it could be easily in Monty Python or something.
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#25
Woah, a real dwarf?
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#26
Could've easily translated into midget/big person/possibly scat porn.

Would you watch it?
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has a brother (23 years old - big, strong guy) with down syndrome. 2 weeks ago, his sister left him home alone for about 10 minutes untill she suddenly got a call from him.

him: "laura (name of the girl) !! I found a real dwarf in our street !! I locked him the basement.. come quick !"

she came back as quickly as she could .. to find a 50-year old locked midget in her basement

just tought I'd share

EDIT: I swear to any possible God this actually happened seem spretty logic to me stuff like this happens every once in a while .. I tought I saw bush once when I smoked. turned out to be my mother

people withs dows syndrome are short.

i call bul****. my brother has downs syndrome and he's about 5'2"
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maybe lots of people like to kidnap midgets and imprison them in their spare time


But its the only way to get the pot of gold isn't it?
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people withs dows syndrome are short.

i call bul****. my brother has downs syndrome and he's about 5'2"


dude, I know the guy .. and I know big people when I see them but I'll quit arguing with people that don't believe me, it did happen and if you don't believe at least enjoy the story + variations of other people


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That was a good lol.
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#36
If that's true that's epic
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#37
That happened to a couple down the road from me once:

He gets home from work, and his wife is all defensive and stuff.
Then he slowly looks up at her and now her face is red as hell, he's breathing real hard,
movin' closer, she says ' hon you don't look so well'
And then he says move
She says no
He says move
She says no
BITCH MOVE!!! she moves, and then, he looks at the cabinet,
he walks to the cabinet, he's close to the cabinet, now he's opening the cabinet.
Now pause the movie cos what i'm about to say to ya'll is so damn twisted,
Not only is there a man in his cabinet, but the man... is a MIDGET!

Midget...

midget...


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afterward i thought about it and was like "wow, i just jerked off to a chubby girl sucking off a horse. i'm disgusting".

then i watched that segment again
#39
this thread has made me smile on one of the worst days I've been having ..

thanks guys
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