#1
Okay, here's how it works. You pick a song and at the end of the title you add either,"In Bed," or,"In My Pants." Add the one that makes it funnier. After you write the title, write the band incase someone wants to go find the song. After you're song, quote your favorite one so far.

Ex.

All The Small Things In My Pants
(All The Small Things by Blink 182)

Rape Me In Bed
(Rape Me by Nirvana)

Paradise City In Bed
(Paradise City by Guns N' Roses)
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Quote by LegsOnEarth
Wait 5 hours
Be accused by the promoter of being late
Get told we have only a 10 minute set
Play pure noise for 10 minutes

Worst and most amusing gig of my life.

Anyone else had this kind of **** happen?!

Dimebag had a worse gig.
#5
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we have a winner^^
Roses are red
Voilets are blue
The only bulge in my pocket is my wallet
No i'm not happy to see you
#7
Are there threads of this already? I always forget to search...SORRY?
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Quote by LegsOnEarth
Wait 5 hours
Be accused by the promoter of being late
Get told we have only a 10 minute set
Play pure noise for 10 minutes

Worst and most amusing gig of my life.

Anyone else had this kind of **** happen?!

Dimebag had a worse gig.
#8
wow this thread is so original its just as original as the 500 other threads JUST like it
#9
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Are there threads of this already? I always forget to search...SORRY?



OH MY GOD, REALLY!?!? There's at least a thousand!
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I hijacked this!
#10
done before. next time...searchbar.
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#11
I'm SUPER SORRY OKAY?!?!
Quote by Capt_Clarkson
Quote by LegsOnEarth
Wait 5 hours
Be accused by the promoter of being late
Get told we have only a 10 minute set
Play pure noise for 10 minutes

Worst and most amusing gig of my life.

Anyone else had this kind of **** happen?!

Dimebag had a worse gig.
#12
Oh noes he didn't use the search bar let's set our hair on fire and punch a kitten
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lmfao man thats so sick and depraved and yet funny all at once

my hats off to you IbanezSA160, you have embodied the Pit into one little poem