#1
So for my English II class I must write a short story by the end of the week. It has to be 2-3 pages, have character development, and a conflict.

I'm not you guys to write it for me, but could someone give me a character or something to start with? Thanks.
#2
There was this guy who was ****ing lazy and asked everyone for help with **** no one cares about.

Hows that?

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And not waving but drowning.
I was much too far out all my life
And not waving but drowning.
#4
a drug addict.
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There was this guy who was ****ing lazy and asked everyone for help with **** no one cares about.

Hows that?

You could actually do that. Write about how it gets him in a bunch of **** and he eventually learns it's better to stop procrastinating.
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#6
Quote by Mr. La Fritz
There was this guy who was ****ing lazy and asked everyone for help with **** no one cares about.

Hows that?

I actually used something like that a few years ago for an oral presentation.

*ahem*
"There once was a boy who didn't write his oral presentation... etc."
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You could actually do that. Write about how it gets him in a bunch of **** and he eventually learns it's better to stop procrastinating.


I've used that before, went before the class with math homework, and made up a story basically about myself.
#9
In 1986, Mkele Mbembe was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University.

On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Mbembe approached it very carefully.

He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it.

As carefully and as gently as he could, Mbembe worked the wood out with his hunting knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot.

The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments.

Mbembe stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away.

Mbembe never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.

Twenty years later, Mbembe was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenaged son.

As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Mbembe and his son Tapu were standing.

The large bull elephant stared at Mbembe, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.

Remembering the encounter in 1986, Mbembe couldn't help wondering if this was the same elephant.

Mbembe summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Mbembe' s legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly .

Probably wasn't the same elephant.

It's copypasta from /b/ and other threads on this site but lol
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#10
Hmm, I like the drug addict idea mixed with the procrastinator, but if I can't make it work by tomorrow I'll use copypasta.
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In 1986, Mkele Mbembe was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University.

On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Mbembe approached it very carefully.

He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it.

As carefully and as gently as he could, Mbembe worked the wood out with his hunting knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot.

The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments.

Mbembe stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away.

Mbembe never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.

Twenty years later, Mbembe was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenaged son.

As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Mbembe and his son Tapu were standing.

The large bull elephant stared at Mbembe, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.

Remembering the encounter in 1986, Mbembe couldn't help wondering if this was the same elephant.

Mbembe summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Mbembe' s legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly .

Probably wasn't the same elephant.

It's copypasta from /b/ and other threads on this site but lol


that is far older than /b/