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Me and 3 friends got attacked by about 20 chavs with baseball bats while we were sat in the car. All windows were smashed, I got hit in the arm, my friend got hit in the head and I sat in the ambulance with her while she got checked out. I feel sorry for my other friend who's car it was since he has to pay £1000 exess on his insurance.

Some people just need ****ing shooting.
#3
I'm assuming you told the police...right?
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afterward i thought about it and was like "wow, i just jerked off to a chubby girl sucking off a horse. i'm disgusting".

then i watched that segment again
#4
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Faster Tom, RUNN!

Yeah, memes are really ****ing funny when you nearly got the **** kicked out of you.
#5
Russel what the fu*ck


but seriously that sucks, are the chavs being charged with anything or they getting off scott free?
#6
*obligatory rape post*

See if there were any places around with security cams, then get them all arrested. I got mugged, and the security cams got them all identified/arrested.
#7
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I'm assuming you told the police...right?

We gave our details to the police, the driver gave a statement but they're so ****ing useless that they didn't even organise us a ride home.
#8
Next time ask yourself: What would jesus do?

Rig the car with punjisticks connected to proximity detectors.
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#9
is your other friend still in the car?
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#10
Yes I've heard about these Chavs. Hooligans if you will. Their violent Emos, right?
#11
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Me and 3 friends got attacked by about 20 chavs with baseball bats while we were sat in the car. All windows were smashed, I got hit in the arm, my friend got hit in the head and I sat in the ambulance with her while she got checked out. I feel sorry for my other friend who's car it was since he has to pay £1000 exess on his insurance.

Some people just need ****ing shooting.



maybe your username suggests you started it rofl
#13
That sucks D:

Hopefully they'll find the wankers and then they can pay £36396038609823094682 and all shall be well >__<
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#15
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Next time ask yourself: What would jesus do?

Rig the car with punjisticks connected to proximity detectors.

The punji sticks only work if you use your own feces. Most brand names aren't reliable.
#16
Wow. I have never even seen a chav in person and I hate them more than any other group of people.

Seriously, why do people find it "cool" to do **** like this. **** them.
#17
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Yes I've heard about these Chavs. Hooligans if you will. Their violent Emos, right?

i think they are white guys who act like thugs but are actually pussies. they aren't poor, they just act like it.

maybe i'm wrong though

haha i wrote a blog about violent emo's nearly hitting my car and it got loads of butthurt responses
#19
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Wow. I have never even seen a chav in person and I hate them more than any other group of people.

Seriously, why do people find it "cool" to do **** like this. **** them.

I have no idea, I simply dont understand what goes through their minds.
#20
That'll teach you to ride around in a car shaped like a huge baseball.

Seriously, sorry to hear about the attack. May the bats be rammed up their butts - without any lube.
#21
Quote by StratoTele
The punji sticks only work if you use your own feces. Most brand names aren't reliable.


Hm, I always buy my punjisticks at Punjisticks R us.
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#22
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That'll teach you to ride around in a car shaped like a huge baseball.

Seriously, sorry to hear about the attack. May the bats be rammed up their butts - without any lube.

how about helmets instead?
#24
And that's why 'murica is better.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#25
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And that's why 'murica is better.



And if they don' like it, they can geeeetttttt oouuuttttt.

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#26
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That'll teach you to ride around in a car shaped like a huge baseball.

Seriously, sorry to hear about the attack. May the bats be rammed up their butts - without any lube.

Thanks, I seriously hope for it.


I keep thinking about how we were trying to drive away when they were hitting the car, it's utterly insane.
#27
more memes will remove your pain.

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#28
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Just call me Julius, J, etc.
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#29
Dude you're from England, why didn't you use your swords and crossbows and such on them? Couldn't you have like...summoned a dragon or something?
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#30
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Dude you're from England, why didn't you use your swords and longbow and such on them? Couldn't you have like...summoned a dragon or something?





fixed for historical accuracy. Long bows kick more ass
#31
*scratches window with claw* Its the great white one ye be after. I dealt with him. Took my leg he did. I'll deal with him. Free of charge. Just point me in the direction he last was and it is REVENGE!!!!!
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#33
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Dude you're from England, why didn't you use your swords and crossbows and such on them? Couldn't you have like...summoned a dragon or something?

racist!
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#35
my jacked up muscle fibras would have saved me
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#36
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lol at all you dopes believing this story.


I don't think anyone actually cares, this being the internet and all.
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#38
They hit your friend, who was a girl, in the head with a bat?

Dont Chavs usually leave girls alone?
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Proud Canadian Eh?
#40
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I don't think anyone actually cares, this being the internet and all.


Tis a good point you hold. But someone somewhere probably does, and if i manage to somehow anger that person with obvious remarks then i will be deeply satisfied.
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