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#1
say you were going to(or could somehow) leave UG.


would you make an epic exit, or go away quietly?


if the former, what would you do?
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#2
Epically rape a thread uselessly until I get banned and then rape the banned forum since I'm not coming back... but I love UG, so I'm not gonna
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#4
I would just leave because if I made a scene about it, nobody would care anyway.

This is the internet.
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#6
Probably post something about being the big man. And then make three other threads about me being a sligtly different sized man.
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#7
Brutally insult the people on the board, post tubgirl, get banned only to come back as an admin the following April 1st.
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#9
post THE pear :-P
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#14
I would ask the mods for a perma ban in the most blatant way I know: Troll
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#15
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post THE pear :-P

Post A pear

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#17
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I'd go quietly because I'm not an attention seeker like 70% of girls on Myspace.

yes i hate their ****ing bulletins about how horrible their lives are because they broke their 500$ cellphone in a rampart rage of "my life sucks because Joe Jonas is secretly gay" and they sing terribly but they think their good...god i hate teenage girls,specially stupid ones.(no homo.)
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#18
post THE PEAR would be my way to go on topic.
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#19
Post porn.
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#20
Just leave dude.
It's the internet.
Nobody will care.
Not trying to be rude, just straight up.
#22
id post pear porn
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#26
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post THE pear :-P

That's the only way to go

Or pull a Union Jake and tell everyone about my circle fapping with my two male roommates so my legend would live on forever and ever.
#27
Since I'm on my "last life", as it were, I'd just post The Pear and be done with it. Beneath the pear, it'd have a lengthy essay on why the mods suck, culminating in a Bel-Air/Icy Hot combo.
#28
If I got permad, I'd just come back like I did last time. If I wanted to leave, I'd probably do something mad. It's not going to happen though.
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#30
I used to post regularly on MX, an I just sort of stopped posting after a while. While I'm enjoying posting on UG, I reckon once it's time for me to leave, I'll likely do the same.
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#31
I already left... Then I came back.
Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who...
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#32
Quote by reddeath959
Epically rape a thread uselessly until I get banned and then rape the banned forum since I'm not coming back... but I love UG, so I'm not gonna


This would pretty much have to be my answer too.

I'd wanna spawn something that people would remember forever, like the Night of the Living Pear.
#33
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Since I'm on my "last life", as it were, I'd just post The Pear and be done with it. Beneath the pear, it'd have a lengthy essay on why the mods suck, culminating in a Bel-Air/Icy Hot combo.


This. Except I'm not on my "last life".

Yet.
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#35
I'd go up into the clock tower with a rifle and shoot as many people as I could before being arrested.
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#36
Do something like Muzikh did, that was amazing. If I decide to leave UG, I'm going out in style.


#37
Quote by A8039077
post THE pear :-P

no one would remember you for that - way too unoriginal.

i can't see myself ever leaving but if i did, i'd probably make a point of it rather than fading into the shadows.
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#38
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Post porn.


this would make others happy as well

good way to go
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#39
Quote by reddeath959
Epically rape a thread uselessly until I get banned and then rape the banned forum since I'm not coming back... but I love UG, so I'm not gonna


This. You have to go out with a bang.
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#40
LIKE THIS:


Nah, I'm not committing UG suicide just yet. But if I did, I'd think up something original...
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