#1
No im not a parent

k well for starters the other day my mum broke it off with her bf (YAY)..
so they were having this argument and he owes mum some money and mum sed pay me the money and hes like fine.. go buy some nice sex toys with it..
mum replied with at least i can acchieve an orgasm with a sex toy.. he shutup and left and i was like oh Burn.

So Pit whats the most kewlest/embarrasing thing ur parents have ever done to someone else while you were around?
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What is it with British people and "mum"?

mum's the word
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more times than not my friends! thats because we have little attention spans
#9
So tonight at a Bod Dylan concert on campus, my Dad (who drove from NJ to central NY to see the show) met my favorite professor (another huge Dylan fan) and they were pretty much hanging out at the concert. Very strange. Not a great story (I can't think of any right now, but I have 'em) but it just happened like two hours ago, so yeah.
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mum's the word

actually, the bird is the word.
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actually, the bird is the word.

I was embarrassed for the writers when I watched that episode.
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To clear stuff up.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kiwi_(people)

It's like calling an English person a Pom or an American persona Yankee


I read that as "calling an english person a porn"

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I was embarrassed for the writers when I watched that episode.

to be honest, i took that from an RvB episode, not family guy.
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#17
"Bird's the word" is from a song called "Surfin' Bird" by the Trashmen! Family Guy stole it like they did all their other jokes, and characters.
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"Bird's the word" is from a song called "Surfin' Bird" by the Trashmen! Family Guy stole it like they did all their other jokes, and characters.

they credit him with the song in the episode, lol
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mum's the word
im sorry, but i believe that b-b-b-b-bird bird bird, bird is the word.
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#23
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No im not a parent

k well for starters the other day my mum broke it off with her bf (YAY)..
so they were having this argument and he owes mum some money and mum sed pay me the money and hes like fine.. go buy some nice sex toys with it..
mum replied with at least i can acchieve an orgasm with a sex toy.. he shutup and left and i was like oh Burn.

So Pit whats the most kewlest/embarrasing thing ur parents have ever done to someone else while you were around?


i'd be more traumatized hearing my mom talk about her orgasms than proud.
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#24
yesterday my mom said something about a heart "dry humping"


..nobody can tell what the fcuk she was talking about
#25
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What is it with British people and "mum"?


It's best when they try to make "your mom" jokes. There's no way in hell to take it as an intentional joke .
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Pom?

its actually POHM or at least came from that. It stands for Prisoner Of Her Majesty. We made it up out here in the Colonies.


EDIT: Oh yeah, and to the American guy who said "what is it with british people and the word 'mum'?", Its only Americans and a few crazy Canadians who say "Mom". Get with the rest of the English speaking world and say "Mum" (which is a MUCH more obvious deriavation of the word mOther)
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#27
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"Bird's the word" is from a song called "Surfin' Bird" by the Trashmen! Family Guy stole it like they did all their other jokes, and characters.


I don't know how often you watch T.V. but almost every episode from every show has been done before. I shit you not.

Oh and where did they steal the characters from?
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EDIT: Oh yeah, and to the American guy who said "what is it with british people and the word 'mum'?", Its only Americans and a few crazy Canadians who say "Mom". Get with the rest of the English speaking world and say "Mum" (which is a MUCH more obvious deriavation of the word mOther)


Americans and Canadians ARE the English speaking world.