#1
That's right folks, today is the birthday of everyone's favourite n00b CC, confusius!

Happy birthday! I got you a non-grandpa's guitar:



and a scrunchie:



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#4
Happy birthday!

I got you a present!!




Oh boyo!
I think its time to pack your things lets go,
To a place where we both know,
And dont worry, I'll drive real slow,
Spend some time before we go..
Last edited by Wells-Zeppelin at Nov 20, 2008,
#5
Happy Birthday!

I got you VIP transport:



Enjoy!
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#6
I got you some nice pussy!



Enjoy!
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#8
Happy Birthday, Kyrl.

i got you your own personal Blarney Stone.

Meadows
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#11
Happy Birthday!

I got you a Furby!



A Lite-Brite



Some Playdo



And some Mega Blocks

#12
happy birthday dear fake-spaniard, happy birthday dear fake-spaniard

have some fresh air


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#13
I got you a random picture of my 4chan folder.


It's Chtulu!


#15


I got you a Winchester so you'll be safer when the Zombie uprising starts.
#17
Happy birthday dude!!!!!
I got you some Play doh


Some bunnies


Something to keep the bunnies safe



And a statue of yourself in case you can't catch the bunnies!!!!
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