#3
Been there done that...seen that article I mean...yeah...
98% of teens have been around or have had alcohol. Put this in your sig if you like bagels.

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#4
Its not that bizzare, i mean dont you ever get the urge to drive along and stick your dick in a jar?!
#5
Man, I love stick-shifts...
98% of teens have been around or have had alcohol. Put this in your sig if you like bagels.

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#6
But, what was the Jack Russell for?
It's so crazy in here you're gonna wish it wasn't so crazy in here!

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#7
I thought this would be about penispasta.



It tastes quite alright. I bought some for a gay friend once.
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#8
Quote by Kensai
I thought this would be about penispasta.



It tastes quite alright. I bought some for a gay friend once.


...........................................................................................................................................................................................................yum.
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#11
Quote by F4R3W311
whiskey in the jar!


terrible song!
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#13
"A search of his car uncovered pornography, a homemade sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier."

LOLL
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Yeah you were right about me
#15
They found a 750mm jar around his penis and said Weatherley attempted to continue "pleasuring himself in between bouts of wrestling".

#17
Quote by NeoGuitarist
terrible song!


The folk song or the Thin Lizzy/Metallica version?
#18
Maybe I'm the odd one out, but what is strange about the Jack Russell Terrier? Nothing can stand in the way of a boy and his dog!
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#19
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The folk song or the Thin Lizzy/Metallica version?


Haven't heard the folk song, so the Thin Lizzy/Metallica version.
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#20
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Haven't heard the folk song, so the Thin Lizzy/Metallica version.


Gotta agree there, definately not there best work, both bands have done much better songs.
#21
Quote by divid3d
pfft old news, assmaster


The story was posted yesterday so meh!
Originally posted by Diminishedfaith

6. Lied? Would I?
10. Done LSD? who's she?
17. Cheated on someone? it was an accident, i didnt remember i had the gameshark on.....
41. Been called a *****?yes, they rate me 5 stars...
46. Kissed someone in a moving vehicle?no, i dont have insurance
#22
it's the 21st in australia and everyone here saw it on the 19th, geez get with the times!
from daylight...
...into darkness
#23
Quote by divid3d
it's the 21st in australia and everyone here saw it on the 19th, geez get with the times!



well Im sure not many people here read Australian newspapers so i thought i would spread the story around!
Originally posted by Diminishedfaith

6. Lied? Would I?
10. Done LSD? who's she?
17. Cheated on someone? it was an accident, i didnt remember i had the gameshark on.....
41. Been called a *****?yes, they rate me 5 stars...
46. Kissed someone in a moving vehicle?no, i dont have insurance
#24
Quote by divid3d
it's the 21st in australia and everyone here saw it on the 19th, geez get with the times!

You're actually on fire today.

Eh, I didn't find it funny.
Am I broken?
#25
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well Im sure not many people here read Australian newspapers so i thought i would spread the story around!


I read them everyday.
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#26
Quote by NeoGuitarist
I read them everyday.



funny thing is.... I dont.... how i came across that story i will never know
Originally posted by Diminishedfaith

6. Lied? Would I?
10. Done LSD? who's she?
17. Cheated on someone? it was an accident, i didnt remember i had the gameshark on.....
41. Been called a *****?yes, they rate me 5 stars...
46. Kissed someone in a moving vehicle?no, i dont have insurance
#27
You'd think store-bought pasta sauce would be salty enough, but there's no pleasing some people.
#28
Quote by MightyAl
You'd think store-bought pasta sauce would be salty enough, but there's no pleasing some people.


Some people just like a thicker sauce.
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#29
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I read them everyday.

You also found assumed sex with a dog to be normal.
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Just eat the headstock.

That'll make you look mad.
#30
three cheese sauce --> four cheese sauce

OH NO SHE DIDN'T
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#31
Quote by NeoGuitarist
...........................................................................................................................................................................................................yum.


You can almost taste the penis.

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three cheese sauce --> four cheese sauce

OH NO SHE DIDN'T


Manda you're so cheesy.


I'll find the way out on my own, thanks =(
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#32
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You also found assumed sex with a dog to be normal.


Nothing can stop love!

Sing Celine, sing!
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