#1
So I was thinking the other day about how controlling this forum could become in someone's life.

Right now, I am perusing the threads instead of
A) finishing a final project for Biology
B) studying for a French exam
C) Going to Chemistry class
D) Editing the news broadcast I am responsible for at my school

There have been late nights spent solving other people's problems in the RT and trying not to laugh in "You Laugh you lose"... so much more fullfilling than studying or sleep.

So UGers, what have you sacrificed in order to remain where you belong - in this Pit??
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DAMN YOU I SIGGED HER FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I demand, in the name of the rt, that you change your sig...


NOW!!!!!!!!!




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#3
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3 small lambs, a turkey and 7 small children.

so the difference between green and orange is a turkey and 2 children?

If only I hadn't been so cheap

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Yeah. people, like Lemoninfluence, are hypocrites and should have all their opinions invalidated from here on out.
#4
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so the difference between green and orange is a turkey and 2 children?

If only I hadn't been so cheap



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DAMN YOU I SIGGED HER FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I demand, in the name of the rt, that you change your sig...


NOW!!!!!!!!!




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RT meet!! Of epic global proportions!!!*
*world may asplode due to unprecedented levels of awesome.
#6
I have sacrificed actually leaving this chair to urinate for the sake of this website.
#8
I burn babies for warmth.
Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who...
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#9
I should be searching for a second job and writing songs for my new band.
#10
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I burn babies for warmth.


I'm sorry that was just morbidly obese.
Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who...
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YOU WILL NOT ENJOY THIS......
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#11
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I have sacrificed actually leaving this chair to urinate for the sake of this website.


I hope it wasn't a nice chair..
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DAMN YOU I SIGGED HER FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I demand, in the name of the rt, that you change your sig...


NOW!!!!!!!!!




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RT meet!! Of epic global proportions!!!*
*world may asplode due to unprecedented levels of awesome.
#12
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I'd be blue if the kindergarten hadn't caught on to things.

I'm blue in a specific place BECAUSE the kindergarten caught onto things.
Rhythm in Jump. Dancing Close to You.

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Yeah. people, like Lemoninfluence, are hypocrites and should have all their opinions invalidated from here on out.
#13
Something very special to me...let's just say I don't plan on having kids anymore...ever.
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#14
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3 small lambs, a turkey and 7 small children.


took my idea
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#15
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I'd be blue if the kindergarten hadn't caught on to things.


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I'm blue in a specific place BECAUSE the kindergarten caught onto things.


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#16
i have to read a 400 page book and write a 3 page report on it by monday.....and i haven't even started cuz i've been on here so much
#17
I should be doing my online school work
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Uhh there was this guy who didn't get any of the questions in some exam so he put 2 pencils in his nose and headbutted the desk.. and died.. that's pretty stupid.


#18
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I'd be blue if the kindergarten hadn't caught on to things.

tsk, you need to work on your technique!
from daylight...
...into darkness
#19
Well first semester, freshman year of college was ok, because I looked at it as a non member, then I joined and bam! grades went down as UG time went up.
#21
Absolutely nothing. I don't care enough about this website to sacrifice things for it. I'd just leave.
I play by my own rules. And I have one rule; There are no rules... but if there are, they're there to be broken. Even this one.


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#22
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Idea? What idea? This happened! You go kill 3 lambs, a turkey and 7 children, and you too can be a mod!


I can't find a turkey anywhere
Would a turkish person do?
#23
Quote by u.n.t.a.m.e.d.
So I was thinking the other day about how controlling this forum could become in someone's life.

Right now, I am perusing the threads instead of
A) finishing a final project for Biology
B) studying for a French exam
C) Going to Chemistry class
D) Editing the news broadcast I am responsible for at my school

There have been late nights spent solving other people's problems in the RT and trying not to laugh in "You Laugh you lose"... so much more fullfilling than studying or sleep.

So UGers, what have you sacrificed in order to remain where you belong - in this Pit??



I doubt it's UG's fault that you're procrastinating

If you didn't go on UG, there'd be something else you'd be doing instead of your work.
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#24
babies
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#25
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Absolutely nothing. I don't care enough about this website to sacrifice things for it. I'd just leave.



I have sacrificed time for the pit. Lot's of time that could have been used for more productive activities like fapping.
#26
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I have sacrificed time for the pit. Lot's of time that could have been used for more productive activities like fapping.


Good for you, but if I wanted to be masturbating right now, I would be. I come on here when I'm at the computer in the first place.
I play by my own rules. And I have one rule; There are no rules... but if there are, they're there to be broken. Even this one.


Confused? Good.

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Sigs are wastes of my precious screen space.

^ Irony

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LET ME HUMP YOU DAMMIT
#28
Making a sandwich
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#29
Nothing really. I am not gonna let some forum on a website take over aspects of my life. What I do in the real world has a much greater impact on me then on some stupid website where almost everyone is a smartass.
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#30
so what does all the different colors actually mean, im on here enough youd think id have picked up on it by now
#31
Quote by Deliriumbassist



Idea? What idea? This happened! You go kill 3 lambs, a turkey and 7 children, and you too can be a mod!



it was a chicken?



DivinEdit: i've sacrificed valuable time that could have been spent learning the differences between turkeys and chickens, what a better day today would have been
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Divinecrossfire...

Epic post. Wish I could say more, but I don't know much about the subconscious and other psychological stuff.