#1
Hey harmonica player guy that comes to every jam session on the Earth, I hate your guts! Why don't you just bring a chalkboard to the jam, and scratch your fingernails across it when it is your turn to sit in? I would like that better, and it would save me from having to swab blood out of my ears at the end of the night.

Random harmonica guy, the only reason I don't want you to swallow that thing is, I would have to hear it with every untalented breath you take. Here's the deal: No...I don't want to play Stormy Monday blues. Also, I don't want you to try and play a harp solo on Little Wing, or bring up your harp player friend so you can play at the same time. Oh yeah, I am not going to call you Big John, or Little Willy, or Slim, or Harpo. I may call you loser, however, and not give you a free drink ticket for playing.

Unspecified harp dude, I don't want to hate you, but you bring it upon yourself. You are not playing an instrument, but a third world torture device. I don't come to your job and hit you in the balls with a ball ping hammer, do I? Why are you doing the sonic equivilant of that to me? Do you hate me? Did I do something to you in another life? Should I line up my kids so you can punch them in the face? Would that make you happy?

In closing, I hope they start making harmonicas with asbestos and razor blades. That'll learn ya how the cow ate the cabbage (wtf does that saying even mean and why did I use it?). You know what they call a harmonica player without a girlfriend? Homeless.

Rant off...
#4
Obvious troll is obvious.

If it bothers you that much jam in some random key like G sharp that most harp players won't be able to play in unless they bring a harp in every single key with them.
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#5
just because i suck at the harp doesn't mean you can make fun of me!
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#6
Obvious troll is obvious.


Not a troll...just wanted to write something silly. Some of my best friends are harp players (hahahaha)!
#7
uhhh qq?

seriously, kid, just GTFO. if you don't like the harmonica or harp just don't jam with them. seeya.
#9
what?
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