Poll: Wich option?
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View poll results: Wich option?
Perhaps your mum is a god (Option for stoned people)
10 12%
Yes, there is a god (Option for the serious people, so in the Pit that would be about two)
18 22%
Your mum has conspiracy`s with higher powers (Option for people who are really high)
14 17%
Dude... WTF? (Option for Pit Monkeys)
40 49%
Voters: 82.
#1
It all began...

I`m going on a trip for school abroad iun a few weeks, and so I was in need of a passport. In Holland we have and ID-card, it has the size of a bankpass and proves your a registrated citizen, I don`t know if you folks have that.
Sadly, I lost it. A while ago in August or something, so I had to request a new one. If you lost it you have to go to the police, report it, and the costs for your new one will be around €40, wich is affordable, but still pretty much money for me.
Discussing it with my parents, they said that I had look one more time, and if I don`t find it, we`ll go to the Town Hall. My mom said that I could also search in the pockets of my trousers, the ones I only wear in the summer.

And while I was searching, I prayed a bit in my head: "God, just let me find it please.'

Guess where I found it. In a pocket...

So, my fellow Pit Monkeys. Is my mom a god. Is it dumb luck. Or did something above it in my pocket and told my mum that it was in my pocke, wich means that my mom has conspiracy`s with higher powers...


P.S. Regardless what you say, in a week I porbably won`t believe in anything... But still
#4
well....my mom always tells me to check my pockets if im missing something. ALL of my pockets. even in pants ive never worn. so no...your mom isnt magical. and no it isnt proof of the existence of god. it just means you dont check your pockets for things very well before you take them off
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#5
Is your mum god?

Your mum = Made up?

No, then No

Yes, then Yes.
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#6
Moms know everything...but they sometimes pretend not to just to keep you guessing
#7
Luck, manifesting as something directed by a higher power.

God's not real.

Read some Richard Dawkins.
#9
No, you would obviously put something in a pocket, there's no reason to think that a god would put it there instead of you.
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#11
that is the question to be A theist or Atheist
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#12
You know... as anti-religion as I am there are times where I need things to happen that are beyond my control.

I hate to admit it, but I get on my knees, and I pray.

Mind you, I don't do it over trivial things; its generally a situation where I've done all I can but can't be sure if the outcome I need it possible... and it usually turn out the way I want it to.

I've never done the prayer thing and had it go the wrong way.

I don't believe in things I can't prove, but I'm like 10 for 10, and that tells me that there is a god. Which religions god? I don't care or know. He's simply MY god.
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#13
Believe what you want
don't rely on what you hear in an internet forum
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#14
I dont think so I think its just coincedence, my parents say that all the time when I lose stuff and I never find it.
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#18
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She`s 53, 1.68 m and weights about 90 kilo. Therefore, you`re a double perverd...

A what?

And she just guessed where it could be.

I sorta had the same situation with something a lot less important, my mum found it in the sofa.

So the answer is, your mother hid it to get you to believe in God.
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#19
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You know... as anti-religion as I am there are times where I need things to happen that are beyond my control.

I hate to admit it, but I get on my knees, and I pray.

Mind you, I don't do it over trivial things; its generally a situation where I've done all I can but can't be sure if the outcome I need it possible... and it usually turn out the way I want it to.

I've never done the prayer thing and had it go the wrong way.

I don't believe in things I can't prove, but I'm like 10 for 10, and that tells me that there is a god. Which religions god? I don't care or know. He's simply MY god.


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#21
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It's better if you believe in Mewtwo.

Isnt Mewthree a higher power than Mewtwo?
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#22
Ok im so confused, I believe ive read the original post clearly but I dont understand how this has anything to do with atheism?
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Isnt Mewthree a higher power than Mewtwo?

Mewthree doesn't exist.

Anyway, you should believe in Arceus, he is like a sort of Poke-God in a way, while Mewtwo was just an experiment.
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#25
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Mewthree doesn't exist.

Anyway, you should believe in Arceus, he is like a sort of Poke-God in a way, while Mewtwo was just an experiment.

I saw a video of a guy capturing him onling.
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#26
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I saw a video of a guy capturing him onling.

It's not a real Pokemon.

Anyway, yeah, you should really check your pockets properly.
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#29
Hé man, als je moeder een god is, kun je me helpen met de staatsloterij?
Trouwens het kan niet eens, God weet alles, ouders weten het beter!

For any pitmonkeys who didnt study dutch: Hey man, if your mother's a god, can you help me with the lottery? By the way this can't be true: God knows everything, parents know better!
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#30
Prayer or not, your card was going to be in that pocket. It was just a good idea to look there.
#31
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It's not a real Pokemon.

Anyway, yeah, you should really check your pockets properly.

Well sorry, I havent played past gold.
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#32
I voted 'dude...wtf' but only because I'm not on drugs or religious (same difference right? >__>
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#33
Start worshipping grammar and proper spelling.
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#34
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Start worshipping grammar and proper spelling.

No it's not. The question is to be an atheist or a theist.

I think a quote from the poll above would be in place:
Dude... WTF? (Option for Pit Monkeys)
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