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#1
And it really sucks, cause it's my left hand...my fret hand. I was chillin with some friends last night and we decided to see if my friend's tupperware could be ran over with his truck and still survive. So we do the first piece and it doesn't break so I go to put it back and he backed over my hand! WTF am I gonna do for six weeks?

Input gents?
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#3
Learn how to fret with your right hand! I broke my right wrist once, I played 2 gigs with it!
#4
learn harmonica?
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#8
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as long as its not you fapping hand, your fine

+1

As long as your fapping hand is good, at least you can speed up your picking!
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#10
practise alternate picking and downpicking alot
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#11
While in school doing woodwork, my chisel slipped and cut the soft skin between my fingers wide open. It happened 3 days ago and really hurts when I play. But on the bright side I can open and close it like a little mouth.
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#12
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While in school doing woodwork, my chisel slipped and cut the soft skin between my fingers wide open. It happened 3 days ago and really hurts when I play. But on the bright side I can open and close it like a little mouth.

if that heals you can do wide stretches
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+1 to carcass255, he knows funk will lead the way


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#15
spend ur time finding new friends
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#16
Yeah, my finger is broke on my left hand, it has been six weeks since I have had a good practice session, it is driving me insane, you're in for a rough run.
#18
Quote by RubberPuppiessu
While in school doing woodwork, my chisel slipped and cut the soft skin between my fingers wide open. It happened 3 days ago and really hurts when I play. But on the bright side I can open and close it like a little mouth.


Lol the 100% EXACT thing happened me like a year ago haha
#22
Quote by billie joe 182
as long as its not you fapping hand, your fine


ive ****ed up my fapping hand

on topic: err... learn to finger pick open notes?
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#23
See when he backed over your hand again, did the tuperware survive?
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#25
Quote by rocker_46788
And it really sucks, cause it's my left hand...my fret hand. I was chillin with some friends last night and we decided to see if my friend's tupperware could be ran over with his truck and still survive. So we do the first piece and it doesn't break so I go to put it back and he backed over my hand! WTF am I gonna do for six weeks?

Input gents?

errrrrrrr dont play around with tupperware and cars

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#27
Learn to fret with your nose
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#28
I find it hard to believe that you got your hand backed over and it's only going to be six weeks. I got my hand slammed during a wrestling match and it got shattered, after the surgery I couldn't use my hand for the better part of a year. It's been a year and a half since I got the cast off and my hand is still too weak for me to play my beloved cello, guitar is fine though. Either way, if it is just that bad then you have my sympathies, I suggest you find new friends.
#29
Open E tuning and a slide.
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#30
Sorry to hear that, I crushed my left ring finger last year and lost all the feeling for about 6 months. Makes you appreciate how important your hands are, and how much it would suck if they were messed up for good. Hope you have a full speedy recovery!
#31
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#32
Watch Napoleon Dynamite and ponder what was wrong with trying this stunt.
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#33
Wow, that's nasty. Become a one hand band. And learn more suitable ways of testing tupperware.
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#35
Learn a bunch of August Burns Red songs. You only need your picking hand to play at least half their stuff.
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#37
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beat me to it... damnit.

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#38
how the **** arent you're bones in your hand completely shattered? your hand got ****ing run over by a car wtf man?
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#40
Quote by rocker_46788
WTF am I gonna do for six weeks?

Input gents?


Well first of all you should use the hand that didn't get damaged to beat the **** out of your friend who backed up over it...
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