#1
this is a poem i have to write for english. I have it done, but i thought this would be funny to see what the pit has to say

I Am

I am (Two charateristics)
I wonder (something you are curious about)
I hear (sound)
I want (an actual desire)
I see (Imaginary sight)
I am ( repeat first line
I pretend ( something you actually pretend)
I feel ( a feeling)
I touch ( you know the drill) etc
I worry
I cry
I am
I understand
I say
I dream
I try
I hope
Iam

just fill in the blanks
Quote by vmanoman
damn....thats nuts. 2 nuts in fact. anyway, all that happened to me was i fell up a flight of stairs....like not up a few steps, but tripped at the bottom and fell up the entire flight.....
#2

I am (A Hoothoot)
I wonder (Whether you have been a victim of incestrual homosexual molestation)
I hear (moaning)
I want (A dildo)
I see (Your mother's cock)
I am ( A Hoothoot)
I pretend (To be a rhinoceros)
I feel (Your finger on my prostate)
I touch (Your clit)
I worry (That I will catch AIDs)
I cry ('Cause my intestines hurt)
I am ( A Hoothoot)
I understand (That I will now get raped)
I say (Holy fuckin' satanic rakerape)
I dream (Of growing a penis)
I try (to grow a penis)
I hope (to grow a penis)
I am (A Hoothoot)
May the Force be with You.
Carmel is hawt
#3
Quote by Oblivion_Rps

I am (A Hoothoot)
I wonder (Whether you have been a victim of incestrual homosexual molestation)
I hear (moaning)
I want (A dildo)
I see (Your mother's cock)
I am ( A Hoothoot)
I pretend (To be a rhinoceros)
I feel (Your finger on my prostate)
I touch (Your clit)
I worry (That I will catch AIDs)
I cry ('Cause my intestines hurt)
I am ( A Hoothoot)
I understand (That I will now get raped)
I say (Holy fuckin' satanic rakerape)
I dream (Of growing a penis)
I try (to grow a penis)
I hope (to grow a penis)
I am (A Hoothoot)


This.
#4
Quote by Oblivion_Rps

I am (A Hoothoot)
I wonder (Whether you have been a victim of incestrual homosexual molestation)
I hear (moaning)
I want (A dildo)
I see (Your mother's cock)
I am ( A Hoothoot)
I pretend (To be a rhinoceros)
I feel (Your finger on my prostate)
I touch (Your clit)
I worry (That I will catch AIDs)
I cry ('Cause my intestines hurt)
I am ( A Hoothoot)
I understand (That I will now get raped)
I say (Holy fuckin' satanic rakerape)
I dream (Of growing a penis)
I try (to grow a penis)
I hope (to grow a penis)
I am (A Hoothoot)


+1 haha
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#5
Quote by Oblivion_Rps

I am (A Hoothoot)
I wonder (Whether you have been a victim of incestrual homosexual molestation)
I hear (moaning)
I want (A dildo)
I see (Your mother's cock)
I am ( A Hoothoot)
I pretend (To be a rhinoceros)
I feel (Your finger on my prostate)
I touch (Your clit)
I worry (That I will catch AIDs)
I cry ('Cause my intestines hurt)
I am ( A Hoothoot)
I understand (That I will now get raped)
I say (Holy fuckin' satanic rakerape)
I dream (Of growing a penis)
I try (to grow a penis)
I hope (to grow a penis)
I am (A Hoothoot)

/thread.
#6
Quote by Oblivion_Rps

I am (A Hoothoot)
I wonder (Whether you have been a victim of incestrual homosexual molestation)
I hear (moaning)
I want (A dildo)
I see (Your mother's cock)
I am ( A Hoothoot)
I pretend (To be a rhinoceros)
I feel (Your finger on my prostate)
I touch (Your clit)
I worry (That I will catch AIDs)
I cry ('Cause my intestines hurt)
I am ( A Hoothoot)
I understand (That I will now get raped)
I say (Holy fuckin' satanic rakerape)
I dream (Of growing a penis)
I try (to grow a penis)
I hope (to grow a penis)
I am (A Hoothoot)

This lad shows promise. How would you like to join my gestapo?
#7
lol more?
Quote by vmanoman
damn....thats nuts. 2 nuts in fact. anyway, all that happened to me was i fell up a flight of stairs....like not up a few steps, but tripped at the bottom and fell up the entire flight.....
#8
I Am

I am (quite short)
I wonder (why my video does not load)
I hear (people highlighting me in mirc)
I want (my very own unicorn)
I see (dead people)
I am (quite short)
I pretend (that I am a pirate)
I feel (shaky)
I touch (plastic keys)
I worry (about remembering to lock my car)
I cry (more often than some other people)
I am (pretty short)
I understand (quite a lot)
I say (not so much)
I dream (of the most wonderful things)
I try (to get rid of hiccups)
I hope (the trains are ok on Monday)
I am (really kind of short).
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#9
Quote by denizenz
This lad shows promise. How would you like to join my gestapo?


I would be honoured.
May the Force be with You.
Carmel is hawt
#10
I am (well endowed)
I wonder (what I did in my last life to earn this)
I hear (everything)
I want (an interrail card)
I see (a bad moon on the horizon)
I am (well enowed)
I pretend (I'm a 17th century british lady)
I feel (nothing)
I touch (myself)
I worry rarely
I cry after sex
I am the one and only
I understand everything
I say what I want
I dream of pixie sticks
I try my best
I hope now and then
I am Lisa Simpson
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#12
I am a Jewish homosexual
I wonder how many cocks I could fit in my ass.
I hear buttsecks
I want buttsecks
I see buttsecks
I am a Jewish homosexual
I pretend I am straight so my family doesn't disown me before I get the inheritance
I feel gay
I touch little boys
I worry about getting caught with my penis in another man
I cry after sex
I am a Jewish homosexual
I understand voodoo economics
I say stuff but it's rarely true
I dream about buttsecks
I try but I fail at life
I hope my family doesn't disown me before I get the inheritance
I am a Jewish homosexual

There!

Is it possible that I could have made it any more tasteless and insulting?

Edit: Oh damn! I should have said something about blacks. Oh well, maybe in three months.
Last edited by Trefellin at Nov 20, 2008,
#13
I am (very suave)
I wonder (if everyone loves me)
I hear (adoring fans)
I want (sex)
I see (millions upon millions of women)
I am (very suave)
I pretend (that I am God)
I feel (lonely)
I touch (myself)
I worry that I'll be alone forever.
I cry myself to sleep.
I am angry.
I understand that I'm an ego maniac.
I say that everything will be alright.
I dream that I will live a magical life.
I try to keep cool.
I hope that I will succeed.
I am...

KENSAI.
#14
I am anger
Under pressure
Lost it cages
A prisoner
The first to escape

I am wicked
I am legion
Strength in numbers
A lie
The number is one

Yes, I am giant
I'm a monster
Breaking windows
In houses
Buildings of glass
Rebel rebel
Holy outlaw
Ride together
Don't try it
The power's in one

On the edge of the blade
But the knife can't cut the hero down

I am virgin
I'm a *****
Giving nothing
The taker
The maker of war
I'll smash your face in
But with a smile
All together
You'll never
Be stronger than me

I am hunger
Feed my head
All together
You'll never
Never make the hero bleed
( No, no, no )
#15
Quote by ctb
I am (very suave)
I wonder (if everyone loves me)
I hear (adoring fans)
I want (sex)
I see (millions upon millions of women)
I am (very suave)
I pretend (that I am God)
I feel (lonely)
I touch (myself)
I worry that I'll be alone forever.
I cry myself to sleep.
I am angry.
I understand that I'm an ego maniac.
I say that everything will be alright.
I dream that I will live a magical life.
I try to keep cool.
I hope that I will succeed.
I am...

KENSAI.


That's a lie. I don't "pretend", I know I am God

(your new avatar is a total mindfuck btw )
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#16
Quote by Kensai
That's a lie. I don't "pretend", I know I am God

(your new avatar is a total mindfuck btw )


Touche.

Hehe.
#17
I am (well hung)
I wonder (if anyone is as well hung as I)
I hear (the sound of my penis flopping around like a manical sausage)
I want (a yaucht)
I see (people with smaller penises than I)
I am ( hung like a donkey)
I pretend ( that it is a croquet mallet now and then)
I feel ( like I am about to pass out as the blood rushes to my huge manhood)
I touch (the beast that is causing my dizziness as it swells like a blimp being inflated)
I worry that my strength will be my downfall
I cry out "Please, tell mother I loved her!"
I am blacking out as my head become void of blood
I understand that this could be my last erection
I say "Oh ****."
I dream that my penis was big
I try to write **** poems about it
I hope one day I will be able to stop blaming it on the cold
I am not Asian, but I might as well be
#18
I am (the man in the mirror)
I wonder (if I can change my ways)
I hear (your parents having sex)
I want (to join in)
I see (what I hear babeh)
I am ( the man in the mirror)
I pretend (to be ugly to make you self concious)
I feel (you when you are asleep)
I touch (myself)
I worry about the law
I cry at Pingu
I am the man in the mirror
I understand tactical logistics
I say things that I shouldn't about other races
I dream of being nude
I try to be nude
I hope to be nude
I am the man in the mirror

I had a go.
Quote by Karvid
You win this thread. And UG. I haven't actually lol'd at a post in a really long time. Thanks for changing that. I expect a sig


He expected this.

Something you definitely need to know
#19
TS...do you by some crazy chance go to South Vigo High School.

Cuz mrs. yingling gave us the same thing today
#20
I am strangely likable
I wonder about love (and getting laid)
I hear Sky sports news
I want this motherfucking girl!
I see love and hope in the future
I am strangely likeable
I pretend not to care
I feel loneliness
I touch myself (lolol)
I worry about what people think
I cry over girls and grandma
I am strangely likable
I understand maths
I say "I'm cool with that" when I'm clearly not
I dream that she will like me, more so than this other guy
I try to move on
I hope I get her
I am strangely likable

lol.. mine sounds emo-y and lovey.. but i cant get this mofo-in' girl outta my head!

and yes, i am strangely likable *awaits some unwitty abuse*
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..



#21
I am (a platypus)
I wonder if my mom is actually a man
I hear Dieing Babys
I want to get an erection
I see Dancing polar bears on a hot winter day
I am a platypus
I pretend that i aint gay
I feel molested
I touch my brother
I worry that i wont ever get an erection
I cry because i can't get an erection
I am a platypus
I understand that i need to get an erection
I say **** off
I dream of getting an erection
I try to get an erection
I hope to get an erection
I am a platypus
Sail upon the open skies
#22
I am going to rape you.
I wonder if you're going to resist.
I hear you moaning... or yelling..... doesn't matter...
I want to rape you.
I see your asshole.
I am raping you.
I pretend that you're Tara Patrick.
I feel your asshole around my dick.
I touch my penis deep inside your asshole.
I worry that it's too loud.
I cry... no.... wait.... that's you.
I am going to rape you.
I understand that it's a little mean.
I say shut the **** up.
I dream that you're Tara Patrick.
I try to last longer.
I hope that I don't get gohneria.... again...
I am done raping you.
Last edited by herby190 at Nov 20, 2008,
#23
Quote by blink18244

I Am

I am an extreme procastinator
I wonder if anybody still knows I exist
I hear Dr.P made a deal involving me
I want to show up my old friends
I see the stars alright
I am a psychotic recluse
I dream of genie
I feel like I'm beatin' a dead horse
I touch little girls
I worry about piracy
I cry when Tommy Hilfiger is a meanie
I am a mean machine
I understand very little about time constraints
I said what I meant
I never pretended
I tried to see it your way
I hope you guess my name
I am Axl W. Rose


hehe so I kinda lost interest and half-assed it after a while, but it's not too bad.


My mind is going. I can feel it.
#24
I am gay and fat
I wonder what guitar techniques have not been discovered
I hear constantly bending notes
I want a real trem bar
I see strings bending everywhere
I am gay and fat
I pretend to play guitar
I feel rusty strings
I touch a crap guitar
I worry about people not knowing simple guitar techniques
I cry everytime someone mocks my informative video
I am gay and fat
I understand that i'm fat
I say a lot of ****
I dream that i can play guitar
I try to play guitar
I hope i will one day play guitar
I am.............

whammy without a whammy bar kid.
hello
#25
I am (Wonder Bread)
I wonder (Wonder Bread)
I hear (Wonder Bread)
I want (Wonder Bread)
I see (Wonder Bread)
I am (Wonder Bread)
I pretend (Wonder Bread)
I feel (Wonder Bread)
I touch (Wonder Bread)
I worry (Wonder Bread)
I cry (Wonder Bread)
I am (Wonder Bread)
I understand (Wonder Bread)
I say (Wonder Bread)
I dream (Wonder Bread)
I try (Wonder Bread)
I hope (Wonder Bread)
I am (Wonder Bread)