#1
This usually happens in pubs but it does happen in other places too.

OK so have you ever been in the situation were you've gone to the pub with a mate for a game of pool and a few pints, only to have someone who is absolutely wankered come over to you and try to engage in conversation?

I really can't stand it anymore. A few nights ago I was in a pub in town with a mate talking about getting a new electric guitar when some bloke who can barely stand comes over and sits down at our table and starts asking if I play music.

Long story short he mistakes me for someone else but asks to hear some lyrics anyway, when I tell him he starts saying that "You can't write songs about that" and goes off on one about how he's the god of music and all sorts of stuff. He then started hugging my mate and saying he was awesome before slagging me off again.

I know I'm bitching here but I can't be the only one who has to put up with this sort of thing
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#2
Happens to me all the time. Last time I was like like "Mom, please, it's very late and I'm trying to sleep"
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#3
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Happens to me all the time. Last time I was like like "Mom, please, it's very late and I'm trying to sleep"




Soooooooooo close to sigged!

also +1
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#4
Yeah some guy is following. He dresses exactly like Mr Burns but calls himself mr Snrub. I mean come on. I'm not stupid Mr Snrub.


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#6
You might as well just ask why humans have been drinking excessive quantities of a poisonous liquid in order to lose control of basic social and motor functions, vomit and wake up with a massive headache and nausea; for 30,000 years.

The answer: for teh lulz.
#7
One time I was at a place with alcohol and video games, and my buddy and I wanted to play Virtual Tennis, but some guy was on the machine. So I walked over there and hit on him real awkwardly until he left. I'm straight, but secure enough in my manhood to do something like this.
#8
Happens to everyone. I find it quite amusing most of the time, sometimes you get some real tools though.
#9
Guy i know at a party comes up to me, pukes on me, and then starts begging me not to judge him.

i slapped him in the face.
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#10
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You might as well just ask why humans have been drinking excessive quantities of a poisonous liquid in order to lose control of basic social and motor functions, vomit and wake up with a massive headache and nausea; for 30,000 years.

The answer: for teh lulz.
Holy shit, I'm so tempted to sig that.
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#11
A drunk guy came up to a friend of mine and told him he was "a good cub" and then started muttering about lending money. He gave my friend 4 pound coins and told him not to spend it on cigarettes. Then he stumbled off.
#12
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Guy i know at a party comes up to me, pukes on me, and then starts begging me not to judge him.

i slapped him in the face.


There are manlier ways to handle such a situation.
#13
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One time I was at a place with alcohol and video games, and my buddy and I wanted to play Virtual Tennis, but some guy was on the machine. So I walked over there and hit on him real awkwardly until he left. I'm straight, but secure enough in my manhood to do something like this.


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#14
I enjoy getting hammered and going up to strangers and talking about pokemon.
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#15
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There are manlier ways to handle such a situation.

don't worry. it was backhand.
Gear:
PRS SE Singlecut, blue with stoptail (my baby)
Line 6 Spider III 75 (shut up)
Epiphone Les Paul standard
Cheapo Yamaha nylon string
even more cheapo Fender steel string acoustic