#1
We all know how it goes right? "Hitler has only got one ball, the other is in the Albert Hall". Just a song right? WRONG!

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1945960.ece

I admit 'The Sun' (UK tabloid paper) isn't a reliable source but its the first link I found. It was even on Sky news last night.

Thoughts?

EDIT: Here's a more reliable source to dispel any doubts

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3481932/Nazi-leader-Hitler-really-did-have-only-one-ball.html
Last edited by JB2500 at Nov 20, 2008,
#3
dumb.
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#4
Wait? Wasn't this being said for a while? Or did they just confirm it?
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#6
Aren't they the same people who follow the exploits of BatBoy? And report on all those UFOs and s**t?


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#7
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if you read the article it says its confirmed by some german medical person. :p


Oh- right it didn't load on my PC ... Still disturbing
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#9
Quote by Garou1911
Aren't they the same people who follow the exploits of BatBoy? And report on all those UFOs and s**t?


Consider the source.

as i said, the source isn't trustworthy, but it been on all the news channels. late night of course
#11
Quote by Garou1911
Aren't they the same people who follow the exploits of BatBoy? And report on all those UFOs and s**t?


Consider the source.


no, thats called the daily world news or something like that
#12
Wow !

Now that I know this incredibly interesting maybe-fact, I respect him so much and pity the fools that think he was just a big bad man. He only had one ball for christ's sake ! you gotta be shleppin' me !
Cette nuit j'ai rêvé que je mâchais ses yeux
Après avoir crevé par accès de furie
Ta replète panse d'helminthes blancs nourrie,
Trop prompte à déféquer le fruit d'un vit sanieux.
#13
Quote by illuminatiano
Wow !

Now that I know this incredibly interesting maybe-fact, I respect him so much and pity the fools that think he was just a big bad man. He only had one ball for christ's sake ! you gotta be shleppin' me !
so you're saying having "only the lonely" or the "single swinger" is an excuse for evil?
#14
Quote by JB2500
We all know how it goes right? "Hitler has only got one ball, the other is in the Albert Hall". Just a song right? WRONG!

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1945960.ece

I admit 'The Sun' (UK tabloid paper) isn't a reliable source but its the first link I found. It was even on Sky news last night.

Thoughts?

EDIT: Here's a more reliable source to dispel any doubts

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3481932/Nazi-leader-Hitler-really-did-have-only-one-ball.html


Uh.

DUH?!
You're*
#16
Quote by JB2500
so you're saying having "only the lonely" or the "single swinger" is an excuse for evil?


great !

another idiot who doesn't understand sarcasm !

keep them coming !
Cette nuit j'ai rêvé que je mâchais ses yeux
Après avoir crevé par accès de furie
Ta replète panse d'helminthes blancs nourrie,
Trop prompte à déféquer le fruit d'un vit sanieux.
#17
Quote by illuminatiano
great !

another idiot who doesn't understand sarcasm !

keep them coming !

I understand sarcasm, therfore the humerous reply.. Why is it no one can post anymore without some halfwhit throwing theor two cents in?
#18
hey.

you're the one with the Slash avatar.

/argument
Cette nuit j'ai rêvé que je mâchais ses yeux
Après avoir crevé par accès de furie
Ta replète panse d'helminthes blancs nourrie,
Trop prompte à déféquer le fruit d'un vit sanieux.
#19
Ahhh so this explains everything. Some Jew called Hitler "One-nut" and the next thing you know the Fuhrer is dictating that a Holocaust is the only Solution to the problem.
#20
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hey.

you're the one with the Slash avatar.

/argument
urgh the finisher!!! seriously, you're a dumb****
#21
Quote by JB2500
urgh the finisher!!! seriously, you're a dumb****


Excuse me ?

The finisher ?

Slash's got some mad skillz to pay ze billz.

happy ?
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Après avoir crevé par accès de furie
Ta replète panse d'helminthes blancs nourrie,
Trop prompte à déféquer le fruit d'un vit sanieux.
#22
People with testicular cancer often get the cancerous testicle taken out.

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afterward i thought about it and was like "wow, i just jerked off to a chubby girl sucking off a horse. i'm disgusting".

then i watched that segment again
#23
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People with testicular cancer often get the cancerous testicle taken out.

Are you still laughing?

yes, but not at people with cancer
#24
Quote by illuminatiano
hey.

you're the one with the Slash avatar.

/argument


Cool argument. I wish I could come up with arguments half as good as that one.

And isn't it ironic that Hitler was worried about being able to have children, seeing as how he killed so many of them. And especially when you consider the fact that he spent his honeymoon on fire in a ditch.
#25
It has been confirmed that Hitler did only have one ball

so I'm going to get my shovel and meet Tony Robinson at the Albert Hall for a time team jack pot

(cookie to the reference)




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#28
For someone with one nut he sure had a lot of balls.
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#30
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and it would have been funny if only he was responsible for mass genicide. As it stands he rocks, so he's alright in my book
#31
Hmmm interesting. I'd always denounced it as Zionist propaganda, but seems legit.
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#32
Yeah I asked a history teacher if it was true and he was like "who's gonna prove it" or something like that
#33
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and it would have been funny if only he was responsible for mass genicide. As it stands he rocks, so he's alright in my book

rcoks/beats his wife...... see a pattern?
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#34
Dude!!! That guy must've been such a celebrity to see Hitler's uni-ball.
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#35
owned by evolution .. no wonder he was frustraded


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#36
Quote by Absent Mind
It has been confirmed that Hitler did only have one ball

so I'm going to get my shovel and meet Tony Robinson at the Albert Hall for a time team jack pot

(cookie to the reference)
the song "Hitler has only got one ball, the other is in the Albert Hall". Tony Robinson presents an archeaological show called Time Team. You're going to dig up his ball on the show?
#37
Quote by TenaciousLSD
rcoks/beats his wife...... see a pattern?
he beat his wife? Is that true? If so shame on you Rick Allen. Saying that, the beating was probably only half as bad to what it would have been with two arms!