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#1
What are 5 things that amaze you or make you go haha. Mine would probably be

1. How retarded I can be sometimes.
2. People who can do dive-bombs
3. People who can shred.
4. My ability to forget random things.
5. What was I doing again?

Go!
#2
1.How big my penis is.

Seriously.

EDIT: oh I guess I forgot to number that... well, not anymore.
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Floppydick


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#3
1. I
2. Cant
3. Think
4. Of
5. Anything
WILDCARD, BITCHES!!

Call me Patrick! My username sucks anyway
#4
Life.

Anyone ever think that you are alive, of all the people who could've been born, it was you. You made it, and every little thing in your life up until now has added up into the person you are. Think if one thing was different, you could be a completely different person.

That's really all that amazes me.
#6
1. How many pointless threads come to UG everyday.
2. I am done.
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#7
1. eric johnson
2. joe satriani
3. steve vai
4. red house remakes on g3
5. improvised intro to cliffs of dover
#9
Quote by Dog--
Life.

Anyone ever think that you are alive, of all the people who could've been born, it was you. You made it, and every little thing in your life up until now has added up into the person you are. Think if one thing was different, you could be a completely different rapist

That's really all that amazes me.

sorry, it was too serious for the pit
Call me Jack
#10
1. Michael Bay movies
2. Jack Nicholson.
3. Wendy's chicken sandwiches for $1.
4. EMG 81/89
5. music


MC name = Bearrorism
#13
Quote by srv_king
sorry, it was too serious for the pit

****, I meant to say vaginas.
#14
Quote by Dog--
Life.

Anyone ever think that you are alive, of all the people who could've been born, it was you. You made it, and every little thing in your life up until now has added up into the person you are. Think if one thing was different, you could be a completely different person.

That's really all that amazes me.


Amen, my exact thoughts my friend
#16
1. The fact that there is a possible infinite universe in which there exists an alternate world for every possible choice you ever made or will make, another you who didn't type in this thread, another you who typed one letter more in this thread.

2. Atomic Theory. So small... so everywhere...

3. Life. What is it's purpose? Why are we here? Why the **** am I asking this question?

4. Afterlife. t'would be epic.
#17
1. well, girls
2. La vita è bella
3. Logical thinking
4. The Pit
5. Mr. Malitz
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have an E-Cookie


Have a wonderful day =)
#18
1.the fact that i could die at any ****ing second(knock on wood)
2.the fact that i could be some kind of retard saying everything i think and not know it
3.the mars volta
4.wolverine (he cant ****ing die)
5.women
#19
1. Yngwie Malmsteem
2. Paul Gilbert
3. Micheal Jackson moonwalking, seriously
4. how a penis fits in a vagina
5. You, my love
#20
1. Pens (seriously how cool is a pen)
2. Television / Interwebz
3. The idea of a higher being
4. Pregnancy
5. The Golden Ratio

I have many more!!
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Shadowenspirit,
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I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: "O Lord make my enemies ridiculous." And God granted it.


-Voltaire



So it is written.
#21
1. The unknown
2. The always expanding universe
3. John Petrucci
4. Stupidity of some people
5. The color white
#23
1. boobs
2. flubber
3. female anatomy (like, in an artistic sort of way)
4. spiders
5. digimon
uhhhh, yea
#24
1) Why Travel West Midlands use single decker buses on one of the busiest routes into Birmingham, during peak times...

That is all for now...
#25
1. Classical music, the genius is astounding
2. Anatomy, in an artistic way as someone said earlier(yes I am a fan of Alex Grey's work )
3. Death
4. Life
5. Boobs
Proud follower of Åkerfeldtism

P S T F I N D E R

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Uhh there was this guy who didn't get any of the questions in some exam so he put 2 pencils in his nose and headbutted the desk.. and died.. that's pretty stupid.


#26
1. God
2. Music
3. Girls
4. Plaid
5. The power of a picture
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#27
Astrophysics, the amount my parents bitch about me behind my back, the greatness of Mitchell and Webb, CSI: Miami and Woolworths.

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youmakemesmile...

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Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#28
1) Zero-Hartman.
2) Zero-Hartman.
3) Zero-Hartman.
4) Zero-Hartman.
5) Boobies.
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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#29
1.kryten
2.tool
3.my terrible short term memory
4.people who can touch their forearm with their thumb
5.rimmer
Albums I Must Obtain
Call me Paul. I prefer that.
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I think you're my soulmate
#30
Quote by pbiggie
1.kryten
2.tool
3.my terrible short term memory
4.people who can touch their forearm with their thumb
5.rimmer


I'm taking that as a personal compliment.

Thank you!
Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#31
Quote by metacarpi
1) Zero-Hartman.
2) Zero-Hartman.
3) Zero-Hartman.
4) Zero-Hartman.
5) Boobies.

I'm four times better than boobies. Dear lord, I'm fucking awesome.

I'm changing my list to a metacarpi theme.

Quote by hazzmatazz
youmakemesmile...

Quote by sebastian_96
Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#32
Quote by Zero-Hartman
I'm four times better than boobies. Dear lord, I'm fucking awesome.

I'm changing my list to a metacarpi theme.

I already complimented metacarpi. sorry.
Albums I Must Obtain
Call me Paul. I prefer that.
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I think you're my soulmate
#34
Quote by pbiggie
I already complimented metacarpi. sorry.

There's plenty of him to go round. But I will fight for the bigger piece.

Quote by hazzmatazz
youmakemesmile...

Quote by sebastian_96
Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#35
Quote by Zero-Hartman
There's plenty of him to go round. But I will fight for the bigger piece.


Boys, boys, there's plenty of me to go around.
Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#36
Quote by Dog--
Life.

Anyone ever think that you are alive, of all the people who could've been born, it was you. You made it, and every little thing in your life up until now has added up into the person you are. Think if one thing was different, you could be a completely different person.

That's really all that amazes me.


Wow. Deep. This actually made my day a little better.

Also, eyes. The way light goes in to them and it gets flipped upside down, optic nerves into your brain allowing you to see images. Something like that. Anyway, they're amazing things.
#37
Quote by Zero-Hartman
There's plenty of him to go round. But I will fight for the bigger piece.


Now that I look at it, there is actually quite a lot.

Which piece do you prefer?
Albums I Must Obtain
Call me Paul. I prefer that.
Quote by fretsonfire74
I think you're my soulmate
#38
Quote by pbiggie

Now that I look at it, there is actually quite a lot.

Which piece do you prefer?


Cheeky.
Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#39
I'm willing to go halves, very reluctantly though...

Quote by hazzmatazz
youmakemesmile...

Quote by sebastian_96
Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#40
1: Bose-Einstein Compensate
2:Can't think of anything
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