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#1
Happened this morning and, well, here's how the story goes:

I was sleeping and during my sleep I had this odd dream. First I was skipping through a field of flowers (don't know why) with Tiny Tim's "Tiptoe through the Tulips" playing then all of a sudden, this giant spider comes and starts to attack me. So then I proceed to kill it with just my fists and such and then it seemed that my fists were no use. Then I don't know why, but I just decided to gnaw on it's eyes.

Soon, I woke up in a daze 'cause the dream was freaky but I feel goo and a crunch in my mouth. I wipe my lips and notice bits of spider legs and it's guts on my fingers! At that same moment, I puked a lot. (And having no breakfast yet, puking hurt like a bitch.) So I thought taking a vitamin would take away the taste, but it made it worst... A LOT worse.


SUMMARY: I dream about fighting and biting giant spider, then woke up to actually crunching on one.
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#3
people swallow eight spiders during thier life on average

EDIT: curse my slow typing!!
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#6
At least it wasn't a T-Rex, Could you imagine if you woke up with one of those in your mouth?
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#7
Gotta be careful... My uncle was in desert storm and a spider layed eggs inside of his face....Im arachnophobic....makes ya cringe
#8
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Then I don't know why, but I just decided to gnaw on it's eyes.


LOL
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afterward i thought about it and was like "wow, i just jerked off to a chubby girl sucking off a horse. i'm disgusting".

then i watched that segment again
#9
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The average person eats 8 spiders while asleep in their lifetime...

this
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#11
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The average person eats 8 spiders while asleep in their lifetime...


he's got 7 left
#12
That reminds me of a time that I had a dream that I was at a carnival. While walking through the carnival with a friend of mine, killer bees rushed from the trees, one landed on my back. I woke up on my stomach and couldn't move for a few minutes. (as in a weight was on me) It was weird.
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#13
Quote by Flying Couch
TS, are you into biting?
Hmm... now that I think of it.. I do bite my nails, fingers, pencils, and guitar picks a lot...

God, what the hell...?
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Quote by MarshmallowPies
I snapped my high E once and sliced my finger open, so I can only assume snapping the low E would put me into a coma or something.
#14
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Woke up this morning...


With a wine glass in my hand...

Anyway, that's pretty gross. I'm glad I have breath repulsive enough to keep the spiders out of my mouth.
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#15
ewww. that's gross! i hope someting like that never happens to me
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#16
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At least it wasn't a T-Rex, Could you imagine if you woke up with one of those in your mouth?

This man speaks the truth.
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#17
Quote by EvilDomo
Hmm... now that I think of it.. I do bite my nails, fingers, pencils, and guitar picks a lot...

God, what the hell...?

Perhaps you have a spider fetish as well?
#19
The info's right. You're just very unlucky... If I were you, I would've cried.
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I loled
#20
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At least it wasn't a T-Rex, Could you imagine if you woke up with one of those in your mouth?


I would've been wondering if it date raped me or something.
#21
99.9999% of UGers have no idea who Tiny Tim is.
I just made that up.
But I'll bet you a beer I'm right.
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#22
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99.9999% of UGers have no idea who Tiny Tim is.
I just made that up.
But I'll bet you a beer I'm right.


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I would've been wondering if it date raped me or something.


Wait, that would mean you went on a date with a T-Rex, you would go on a date with a T-Rex?
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#23
yeah them t-rexes been getting alot of people lately... but t-rex-ophiles are loving it
#24
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Who's wine, whats wine....where the hell did i dine?...must have been a dream!


I don't believe where I've been.
Come on, let's do it again.
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#25
a huntsman came out of my shoe once... after i took the damn thing off!

but that's nothing compared to your story. i would have fainted probably if it happened to me...
#26



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#27
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Your penis?

I wish
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#28
tiny tim's amazing....he took something and made it his own...annoying as it may get...I still admire hime for that.....ugly m***** F***** though...
#29
Quote by Andybren8690
yeah them t-rexes been getting alot of people lately... but t-rex-ophiles are loving it


Yeah. Those T-Rex-ophiles have been getting it on.
#30
Do you feel like we do...Funny that came up, cause i just got a talkbox last week and learned that song all the way through including talkbox solo
#31
Quote by InvaderTSN
Yeah. Those T-Rex-ophiles have been getting it on.


Would that be someone who... rapes T-Rexes(I don't know how to pluralize that )?
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#33
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Would that be someone who... rapes T-Rexes(I don't know how to pluralize that )?


Yeah. They have themselves some hot love.
#34
Quote by Andybren8690
Do you feel like we do...Funny that came up, cause i just got a talkbox last week and learned that song all the way through including talkbox solo


Talkboxes are amazing. I use one on my bass sometimes. It's awesome.
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#35
Quote by Flying Couch
Perhaps you have a spider fetish as well?
If one day I find out that I have that sort of fetish...


You know, forget it. I think I do. Then again, I don't even know myself.
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I snapped my high E once and sliced my finger open, so I can only assume snapping the low E would put me into a coma or something.
#36
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Yeah. They have themselves some hot love.


Well, I learned something new today!

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#37
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Well, I learned something new today!



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#39
would a T.B. still work concidering thay work off of horn drivers which are focused on higher frequencies?
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