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#2
Way old (like, 3 years), but still cool.
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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


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#3
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Way old (like, 3 years), but still cool.



No, this is recent.


It's also hysterically funny!
#4
I bet that was a sore poo.

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#5
"The Burmese python tried to swallow its fearsome rival whole but then exploded."

Something about that made me laugh. But, THAT IS SO FUCKING METAL. He clawed his way out through the snakes inside. AWESOME.
#6
no this is old

"Page last updated at 21:42 GMT, Wednesday, 5 October 2005 22:42 UK"
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All-riiight.
#7
Quote by Fassa Albrecht
No, this is recent.


It's also hysterically funny!


I think that if you look just above the article, it says it was last updated OCTOBER 2005
Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#8
Quote by severed-metal
"The Burmese python tried to swallow its fearsome rival whole but then exploded."

Something about that made me laugh. But, THAT IS SO FUCKING METAL. He clawed his way out through the snakes inside. AWESOME.



I laughed so much.......I feel mean now.
#14
Quote by Fassa Albrecht
This thread is epic...


That's what happens when you post threads about 'news' that happened in 2005.
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#16
Quote by Fassa Albrecht
This thread is epic...



You now fail at threads too...


You can add that to your bass and drum fail

That is a pretty crazy story though yikes...I'm scared of eating my chicken (<.<
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#17
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Snake?


Snake!/



SNAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!


HAHAHAH Perfect!!!!
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#19
this thread is not epic and the article is not recent. good day.
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#20
3 years too late...
Sunn O))):
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#22
Quote by Fassa Albrecht
This thread is epic...


If it's on the board, I'll give you the money myself.

Things this thread is is what we're looking for. And the survey says:

*EH-UH!*

That's your third life gone, and the top answer was epic fail, Fassa. Thank you for playing Family Fortunes. And if this was 3 years ago like your news, I'd be going home to rag Amanda Holden.

F*cking Les Dennis.
#23
I thought this was going to be about Metal Gear Solid
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#24
Quote by saul-huds0n
I thought this was going to be about Metal Gear Solid


Yeah mate, it's about MGS5- Crocodile Dundee.
VENUSIAN
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Patterns In The Ivy present ethnicity on an intriguing and dedicated level. ~Ambient Exotica
A mesmeric melange of yearning voice, delicate piano and carefully chosen samples. ~Lost Voices
#25
Give him a break for still using dial-up.
It's so crazy in here you're gonna wish it wasn't so crazy in here!

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#27
Quote by JackalUK
Why is this crappy thread still open?


So we can all flame Fassa in one place, instead of having to switch between the CvE, P&R and SbM threads.
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#28
Can we just not ask for a The Offical thread to do it, we can sticky it then.
#29
That's actually a really good idea.
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#30
Why are we ripping the new messiah?

She saw a talking dove!!!!

And also, fission mailed.
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#31
Oh look a gator...i think i'll try and eat it.
*opens mouth wide....* SNARF. GULP. CHEW. GULP.
*KABLOOIE#*!!

Yeah that's what you get for messing with ME, bitch.
#32
Quote by sock_demon
Snake?


Snake!/



SNAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

win
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#33
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#35
Daneeka, what the fuck
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#37
Page last updated at 21:42 GMT, Wednesday, 5 October 2005 22:42 UK


Que?
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at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#38
Quote by severed-metal
"The Burmese python tried to swallow its fearsome rival whole but then exploded."

Something about that made me laugh. But, THAT IS SO FUCKING METAL. He clawed his way out through the snakes inside. AWESOME.

The gator was dead. I wonder how long it would have taken for the snake to digest the alligator.
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It's caught me in its spotlight
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On this long hot summer night


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#39
this thread proves my theory that the pit is living in the past
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Lol I love the fact you use the word majestic to describe titties... it's as if there are hundreds of titties majestically frollocking in a meadow somewhere *drifts off*
#40
This is pretty sad. That's what happens when you introduce a foreign species to an ecosystem. The owner should be shot.
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