#1
It's almost winter. about -5C or something. My mom tried to borrow my car, resulting with that I can't use my keys to get into the car without fixing it from the inside. I then tried to brake into my own car as I always do when this happens, only that the doors and probably the door's central-locking is to frozen to unlock the doors.
Anyone know anything that could help me, except buying a new car?

Oh, and it is an Audi 100 from -88
#4
Anti-freeze spray?
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#5
Quote by Climate
smash the window


You don't know how tempted I am to just wreck the car... but it would cost to much for me to fix atm so
#6
windshield washer in the door through the window's cradle?
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#7
Quote by Kensai
Anti-freeze spray?



Doesn't help when I can't get into my car to remove the inside of the door to make any kind of repair on the central-lock
#8
You could always warm up the lock and see if it works
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#9
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Doesn't help when I can't get into my car to remove the inside of the door to make any kind of repair on the central-lock


Oh I missed that part.

Contact your local thugs?
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#10
Then lose some weight lardo.
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#11
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windshield washer in the door through the window's cradle?



I use a hook that has helped me before but the knob is stuck hard because the engine in the door that unlocks everything is probably frozen
#12
Icyhot?
I think its time to pack your things lets go,
To a place where we both know,
And dont worry, I'll drive real slow,
Spend some time before we go..
#13
If it's your mother's fault, jus tbreak the window, she will pay.

Womens.....
#14
+1 to blowtorch guy... and you should never let your mom borrow your car, especially to go out with your dad on the weekend... *shudders*

...I never got the color out of the fabric
#15
wait till summer
I fell asleep on my arm once, scariest thing that ever happened to me. I thought it was kill.
#16
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+1 to blowtorch guy... and you should never let your mom borrow your car, especially to go out with your dad on the weekend... *shudders*

...I never got the color out of the fabric



She'll never get tot borrow my car to do that... I do that myself^^ and I know what you mean, damn stains
#17
Quote by Kensai
Oh I missed that part.

Contact your local thugs?


Might be a bit embarrassing calling your own mobile number. Plus they would probably just leave with the car.
#18
Quote by reddeath959
You could always warm up the lock and see if it works



Well, the lock doesn't work anymore 'cause of my mother, that's why I tried to brake into the car again and this isn't the first time this happens, this time the difference is that it is cold outside and that really makes everything worse
#19
boiling water on the passenger's side door. then it should open.
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#22
you can't open the door because its frozen or because you don't have the key?

if you have the key and your car is just frozen, a blowdryer right to the keyhole for a few minutes does the trick.

just grab an extension cord.
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#25
Here in my car.
I feel safest of all.
I can lock all my D...DAMMIT!
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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