#5
Epic troll. Saw it a few days ago.
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#6
It's a real life snorlax...but uglier
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#7
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#8
Oh god, and I thought the girl from the bodybuilding forums was bad...
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#9
Didn't know marrying animals were legal. She looks more like a whale or a big ugly dog than a woman. Are you sure she isn't a man at least?
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#10
So? It's a marriage ceremony. OMGROFLLOLSTFUFFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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#12
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wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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#13
Obvious troll is obvious. He says "I'm glad I waited until my wedding night to lose my virginity," and a few posts down: "We have a child on the way, which is one of the reasons I married her."
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#14
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Obvious troll is obvious. He says "I'm glad I waited until my wedding night to lose my virginity," and a few posts down: "We have a child on the way, which is one of the reasons I married her."


We already know it's a troll lol, this also came up on the bodybuilding forums
They found the pics on her myspace, the link for it was in another thread here.
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#15
They found the guys MySpace, the two pictured got married last year.
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#16
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#17
A forum where ppl post about marrying dogs?


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"'Ha ha. All the dudes on the groom's side look like they are about to be sick. Not like the groom was gonna catch anything special, but c'mon. That beast is like a mixture of Rosanne Barr, Rocky from Mask and Sylvester Stallone. What a wonderful life those two ****bags must have. Jesus, if they have children they should be prosecuted for child abuse b/c no child should be subject to them being their parent. ****in kid should strangle itself with the umbilical cord to end the misery ASAP.'

'How dare you talk about my wife like that, you are lucky I am in the military and am considered a deadly weapon or I would fight you in her honor. As for children we have one on the way now, which is why I married her. She is upset about losing her figure but I still think she looks great.'"

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#18
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#19
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We already know it's a troll lol, this also came up on the bodybuilding forums
They found the pics on her myspace, the link for it was in another thread here.

Those guys make /b/ look bad.

Well, /b/ is bad...but it makes them look un-funny.
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#21

Jesus .




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#22
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#23
Am I the only one who thinks s/he looks like Kyle Gass?
wat.
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The TS is such a troll
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#27
"nudes plz..."

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#28
This just got posted on /b/ but funny nonetheless
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#32
*pic of wedding party*

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#33
You just know that the grooms family is thinking, "why the fuck is he doing this?!"
#36
It's a joke isn't it? please don't tell me that's a woman, please.
But I really think it's a joke.

This is awsome: I've listened to atheist arguments from nearly every source; from Richard Dawkins to Penn Jillette to my college roommate. This is best evidence I've ever seen for the absence of a God.
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#37
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Lol, I guess every dog has his/her day....
#38
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#39
I get that this is funny to you guys.. but I..

Ugh I don't know.
I would feel guilty for laughing. Two people got married, they're both obviously extremely desperate so they found love in eachother. Let them be.
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#40
looks like the dood from the goonies.
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