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#3
most of my friends are guys so I think that answers that question.
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#5
Someone has been on /b/


I might do it, but not many people are online.

RMF


I was much further out than you thought
And not waving but drowning.
I was much too far out all my life
And not waving but drowning.
#6
[22:04:39] Browny is the Walrus coocookachoo. says:
so why havent we had sex yet?
[22:04:44] Alex...NO EXCEL You're '#DIV/0!'!!!!!! says:
no idea
[22:04:48] Browny is the Walrus coocookachoo. says:
should we?
[22:05:02] Alex...NO EXCEL You're '#DIV/0!'!!!!!! says:
maybe
#7
Quote by Tanglewoodguit
New Game UG.

Say to a random person in your friends list on MSN or AIM or whatever, 'so honestly, why haven't we had sex yet?'

Post results.




I could have guessed this was your thread stefan....


and as your one of my contacts, why havnt we had sex yet
#8
*********elzzz **** ***black team ftw!********** says (22:06):
*'so honestly, why haven't we had sex yet?'
Sarah says (22:06):
*:|
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
#10
Quote by el-ECTRO
*********elzzz **** ***black team ftw!********** says (22:06):
*'so honestly, why haven't we had sex yet?'
Sarah says (22:06):
*:|




=|

RMF


I was much further out than you thought
And not waving but drowning.
I was much too far out all my life
And not waving but drowning.
#11
******Jordan. **** *****says:
so honestly, why havent we had sex yet?
******(*)C says:
lmao
******(*)C says:
cuz ur taken


that was boring man, ill go try someone else :P
#12
Me: Why haven't we had sex yet?
My Girlfriend: We have...
Me: Oh...right...
My Girlfriend: Who the **** did you think you were talking to
Me: Gotta go, bye!

this game is lame.

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Quote by Zugunruhe
this was the funniest thing ive seen in the pit for weeks.


^about me
#13
Quote by Mr. La Fritz
Someone has been on /b/


I might do it, but not many people are online.




EDIT: That sucked

Stíofán TFL says:
so honestly, why haven't we had sex yet?
!RICH! says:
:S
#15
|§†§|Eli|§†§| <3 |§†§|Emma|§†§| Aches so much. But the pit was awesome. says:
so honestly, why haven't we had sex yet?
[c="#0036C6"]Rhys when **** happens shut ur face and deal with it CRACKER [/c=#1A3F5E]*{At work} says:
beause you are too big and black
|§†§|Eli|§†§| <3 |§†§|Emma|§†§| Aches so much. But the pit was awesome. says:
do i have a huge penis?
[c="#0036C6"]Rhys when **** happens shut ur face and deal with it CRACKER [/c=#1A3F5E]*{At work} says:
yes
|§†§|Eli|§†§| <3 |§†§|Emma|§†§| Aches so much. But the pit was awesome. says:
awesome
[c="#0036C6"]Rhys when **** happens shut ur face and deal with it CRACKER [/c=#1A3F5E]*{At work} says:
lol sometimes
#16
Quote by el-ECTRO
*********elzzz **** ***black team ftw!********** says (22:06):
*'so honestly, why haven't we had sex yet?'
Sarah says (22:06):
*:|


Ouch.
#17
Quote by Tanglewoodguit


Don't worry.

That means I was there too.


RMF


I was much further out than you thought
And not waving but drowning.
I was much too far out all my life
And not waving but drowning.
#18
Stíofán TFL says:
so honestly, why haven't we had sex yet?
|§†§|Eli|§†§| <3 |§†§|Emma|§†§| Aches so much. But the pit was awesome. says:
because your absolutley rediculously huge penis tears my poor little bumhole open.

UG crossovers for the win.
#19
so why haven't we had sex yet?
- < - SaM - > - says (22:08):
we only just met
Bran Baaarrrggghhhh! says (22:08):
shall we?
- < - SaM - > - says (22:08):
shall we
- < - SaM - > - says (22:08):
take a turn
- < - SaM - > - says (22:08):

- < - SaM - > - says (22:08):
yes
Bran Baaarrrggghhhh! says (22:08):

- < - SaM - > - says (22:08):
y'puff
Bran Baaarrrggghhhh! says (22:08):
lulz
- < - SaM - > - says (22:08):
the magic dragon?
Bran Baaarrrggghhhh! says (22:09):
lives by the sea
- < - SaM - > - says (22:09):
but he doesnt
Bran Baaarrrggghhhh! says (22:09):
and frolics in the autumn mist in a land called honalee
- < - SaM - > - says (22:09):
thats what he wants to to think
- < - SaM - > - says (22:09):
you to*
- < - SaM - > - says (22:09):
then when you're going to the sea to find him he climbs in your ovaries and frys your eggs
- < - SaM - > - says (22:09):
fires
- < - SaM - > - says (22:09):
*
- < - SaM - > - says (22:09):
****e
- < - SaM - > - says (22:10):
fack off
- < - SaM - > - says (22:10):
le frites
Bran Baaarrrggghhhh! says (22:10):
les frites
The DNA results show that Jeremy Kyle is a nob.


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#20
Mike says:
so honestly, why haven't we had sex yet?'
Kevin says:
because our relationship isnt working out mike
Mike says:
what!?
Kevin says:
its over!!
Mike says:
noooooo!!
Kevin says:
theres somebody else!
Mike says:
it's that ***** corissa isn't it!?
Kevin says:
who told you!!!?, did all the hickeys give it away?
Mike says:
you should be more subtle
Kevin says:
NO! thats how i express myself
Mike says:
take up the guitar
Kevin says:
no my guitar is only to be used as a decoration!
Mike says:
ahh, i see


This thread is sooooo full of win.
1968 - 1996

Remember... Everything.
#21
******Jordan. ** says:
so honestly, why havent we had sex yet?
B says:
lol wft r u on about child
******Jordan. **** ******says:
why havent we?
B says:
lol cos im sorry to let u down but ur not my type
#22
because Im afraid of teh herpies
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oh and yao151 i love the fact that you as a fan of metallica and slayer likes John Frusciante, i wish more people around here had an open mind like that


see...
I'm not narrow minded

just narrow dicked
#24
Whatever Tomorrow Brings, I'll Be There, With Open Arms And Open Eyes, Yeah. says:
So honestly, why havent we had sex lately?
i'll be fearless for you.. says:
haha. um kos we never found the time. idk. i ddnt think u relly wantd too
Whatever Tomorrow Brings, I'll Be There, With Open Arms And Open Eyes, Yeah. says:
So if I did, we would?
i'll be fearless for you.. says:
i guess if u wantd. idk
Whatever Tomorrow Brings, I'll Be There, With Open Arms And Open Eyes, Yeah. says:
...
I think its time to pack your things lets go,
To a place where we both know,
And dont worry, I'll drive real slow,
Spend some time before we go..
Last edited by Wells-Zeppelin at Jul 8, 2009,
#25
Mike says:
so honestly, why haven't we had sex yet?'

Reece - says:
because i feel thats the only reason you want
Reece - says:
me
Mike says:
no!
Reece - says:
Yes.
Mike says:
1968 - 1996

Remember... Everything.
#26
XCRunnerHBG (5:15:03 PM): So honestly why haven't we had sex yet
SantaClaus (5:15:03 PM): Because -- I'm trying to get you to move along here, there are other people waiting
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#27
code says:
so honestly, why haven't we had sex yet?
**--mat--** says:
well u moved away
**--mat--** says:
plus ur a guy
code says:
lolol
ಥ_ಥ
#28
ITT: More recycled threads from /b/.
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#29
*random girl i've never spoken to before*

- < - SaM - > - says (22:15):
so why haven't we had sex yet?

*random girl is offline*

#30
Quote by nightraven
nick says (11:14 PM):
so honestly, why haven't we had sex yet?
Animesh says (11:15 PM):
?
who r u




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Quote by Zugunruhe
this was the funniest thing ive seen in the pit for weeks.


^about me
#31
(22:13:52) Captain Obvious - Sodomy and Marmitte: So honestly, why haven't we had sex yet?
(22:13:52) - SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: I'm sorry, I don't have an answer for that.
(22:13:58) Captain Obvious - Sodomy and Marmitte: Are you sure?
(22:13:58) - SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: I'm never completely sure about anything in this crazy world.

I wanted me some robot love.
#33
*********elzzz **** ***black team ftw!********** says (22:18):
*so honestly, why haven't we had sex yet?
*********KaZZiM**** ******★★★ *****The**** pinch harmonics are hurting my *****ears**** =( =( =( ★★★******** says (22:19):
*cus where seperated by like, half teh fekking country
*foo'
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
#36
X says (00:17):
so honestly, why haven't we had sex yet?
Y says (00:18):
we had?
X says (00:18):
when?
Y (00:18):
in my dreams
i shuved ur guitar up your nose
and you moaned
#37
Quote by Oli_88
(22:13:52) Captain Obvious - Sodomy and Marmitte: So honestly, why haven't we had sex yet?
(22:13:52) - SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: I'm sorry, I don't have an answer for that.
(22:13:58) Captain Obvious - Sodomy and Marmitte: Are you sure?
(22:13:58) - SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: I'm never completely sure about anything in this crazy world.

I wanted me some robot love.



I got some.
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Focusrite ISA828 pres
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65 Deluxe Reverb
PRS CE 22
American Standard Strat
Taylor 712
#38
You Sir...are a legend to me now. You just got me some boobage...I thank you from the bottom of my perineum
DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING
and
CAREFUL NOW


No man needs a holiday more than the man who has just had one.
Last edited by Zolom at Nov 21, 2008,
#39
Quote by nightraven
nick says (11:14 PM):
so honestly, why haven't we had sex yet?
Animesh says (11:15 PM):
?
who r u

edit- wow he's talking more lmao (my surname censored):

Animesh says (11:16 PM):
omg ur nick s********
Animesh says (11:17 PM):
dude ur u ****ing gay or smething
wats wrong wid u