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#1
kinda long but should be worth it

so i went to buy a new cable and as always got a bad case of "ooh look at that one" so i spend about two to three hours. playing through a whole bunch of guitars and amps and as im kinda wrapping it up, this kid is leaving with his mom with the guitar he's going to buy (his mom was buying him a fuckin Schecter Synyster Custom, thats like a thousand dollars ) so they're looking at the Marshalls i was playing on. i saw the guitar he had, and yes i am a show off, so i started playing Unholy Confessions. the kid got all happy and watched(i heard him play he was like 10 and still very new at guitar). so then the guy on the other side of the amps(so he was playing on a line 6 ) begins to play Unholy Confessions as well. only better. much better(i've only been playing about a year and this guy has most likely been playing A LOT longer) but at this point the kid has walked away so the other guy starts to play Beast and the Harlot and i'm like "oh cool he plays a lot of songs i do, fun." so i start to play with him and it actually sounds alright. until he pulls his guitar out, pretty much throws it into those hooks that hold them up, and storms out, ,but not before giving me a look from hell. im confused cause its not like i showed him up or anything but i figure, what the hell. i buy my cable and leave. so as im walking to my car. the guy walks up to me in the parking lot. and just throws a hook that lands on my jaw and knocks me down. he then started kicking me in my ribs until i grabbed his foot to stop him. i got up and we started going at it until we heard sirens. he took off and i waited for the cops to talk to me. i guess the mom of that kid i played for were still in their car and they called the cops. they both said that i acted in self defense and the cops let me go. but my jaw hurts like a motherf*cker. any similar stories?

tl;dr-i got jumped by an asswipe guitarist
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#2
Hah! I dunno if I believe this.
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#4
It was probably the owner of the shop pissed off because you spent 3 hours trying all the guitars and amps only to by a ****ty cable.



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#7
Are you serious? What a dick!
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#9
thats y u dont play sevenfold
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#10
yo holmes you shoulda popped a capp in his ass dawg.
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#11
Pics or it didnt happen
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#12
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thats y u dont play sevenfold

i fukn lol'd. it hurt, but i lol'd

and i would post pics guys but i have no camera at the moment
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thats y u dont play sevenfold

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#14
Wait, you got jumped by a 10-year old?
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#15
Tell the dudes who work there that if the guy comes back, alert the authorities and tell them to hold him down to proceed the beatings.
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#16
I call major BS until I see pics.
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#17
thats fvcked up
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#18
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Wait, you got jumped by a 10-year old?

haha no read the story, "guy" and "kid" are different people
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Pics or shens.

I hate it when people pick fights with me. I'm not all that strong so I carry my knife around if I expect trouble. I almost stabbed a guy once, and it really ****ed me up mentally... I wish people just wouldn't be dicks
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#20
thats because you like Avenged sevenfold.

nah, actually, i would have banged his ass off. just do excercise and practice guitar. when you see him again, you will play his ass off, and when he tries to kill you outside, you will on his ass off. and the kid will worship you for life.

btw, first i told your story was going to be about you getting the schecter as a gift for playing cool. then when the other dude came in, i thought it was gonna be about the two jamming together and the people dancing around both, while you were playing a super guitar duel like in "crossroads". when you mentioned the parking lot, i thought it would be about you two becoming friends and forming a band. then when you got his foot, i thought you would own his ass off using super capoeira skills. in the end, your story sucked.
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#21
People are stupid.
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#22
this kid jumped me for kilingg him in jazz band auditions....then skooling him after on guitar hero.....forget that last part lol, i hate that game
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#24
That was so unexpected,i once was in a guitar store and i heard a dude on the other side of the room playing "like light to flies"by trivium, so to decided i join in playing the higher harmony xD
and we jammed a few songs, and after we had a cool chat bout guitars and bands... that's they way it should be lol. not getting smacked in the face.
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#25
Pics or Shens.
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#26
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That was so unexpected,i once was in a guitar store and i heard a dude on the other side of the room playing "like light to flies"by trivium, so i decided i joined in playing the higher harmony xD
and we jammed a few songs, and after we had a cool chat bout guitars and bands... that's they way it should be lol. not getting smacked in the face.

that exactly what i was hoping for too
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thats y u dont play sevenfold

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#28
maybe he was pissed cause you suck so bad
just kidding, your better than me.
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#29
why is it taking so long for pics? Your not googeling them are you?
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#31
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why is it taking so long for pics? Your not googeling them are you?

because i answered that on the first page
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because i answered that on the first page


Apologies, should read the thread next time.
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#33
^its koo

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because i answered that on the first page

This is the first page.
Guy musta hit you pretty hard.
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#35
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Pics or shens.

I hate it when people pick fights with me. I'm not all that strong so I carry my knife around if I expect trouble. I almost stabbed a guy once, and it really ****ed me up mentally... I wish people just wouldn't be dicks

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#39
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You got jumped by some guy you were spontaneously jamming with? What a douche.

His playing must of been horrible.
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#40
Ouch that sucks. I've never had anything that SERIOUS happen...But I was sitting in a guitar store next to this other kid and he started playing like some weird song that was really technical and gave me this weird smirk...So I grabbed a bass and played YYZ (really terribly) and apparently this kid thought that it was good, so he calls him mom over who then lectures me on how I'm "not being polite in 'serving' a 13 year old." Same thing happened in the drum room >_>
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