What great advice can you guys offer for these things?

I don't mind jokes, but I would like some serious replies also
Don't make threads about this and go to Relationship/Sex/Games/Hugs Thread to seek help.

Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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Get To Da Choppa!
No/No/No/It sucks
"Ultimate"-Guitar is the worst website on the internet. Polluted with unintelligent mongoloids.
Fuck girls with guitars in school.
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A kid took a fetal pig during pig dissection, put a napkin on it as a cape, wrote "super pig" on it, then threw it out the window onto the greenhouse below, yelling "super pig, blast off!". He failed the pig lab
Girls - Secks them up
Guitar - Play it until you are good
School - Graduate
Life - Play guitar, graduate school, then secks up a girl

Probably the only serious reply you're going to get.
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shadesofanger, you're my hero.

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So I was wondering, are black people capable feeling love? I mean can their brains comprehend that kind of emotion, or are they not programmed that way.
1. http://xkcd.com/458/
2. Play your heart out when #1s break it.
3. Get by, make it to college where you can really learn.
4. It doesn't suck. Just don't take it too seriously. #1 might help in this regard.
Stay in school and get the best grades you can. Go to college and do well. Once you've knocked these two items out of the ballpark, and have a good job, the girls will come easy, you'll be able to afford the guitars you want and life will be great.