#1
There is this girl at school who is REALLY in to me. but she is also REALLY fat and kind of ugly. However, I don't wanna tell her to f*** off because her best friend is SMOKIN' hot, and I wanna tap dat fo sho. any pointers?
#3
And people wonder where the gentlemen of the world have gone.

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Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





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My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#5
ignore her and bang her friend
P.S. this is what the alphabet would look like without the letters Q and R
#6
Play one of the following really loudly off PA speakers:

Behemoth- Slaves Shall Serve
Nile- Cast Down The Heretic
Cannibal Corpse- Hammer Smashed Face/ I Cum Blood
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'Bring me the still-beating heart of a newborn child, and the world's rivers shall run red with the blood of the innocent.'

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#10
Go out with the fat chick and then use her to get into a three way with the hot chick
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