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#1
Whats the stupidest reason that someone committed suicide for?

I think that there were people who committed suicide over that big bang experiment
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#2
suicide over a broken heart or something, that's just pussy...
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#3
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suicide over a broken heart or something, that's just pussy...


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#8
The kid who lost his iPod.


He was an hero to us all.
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#9
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suicide over a broken heart or something, that's just pussy...

I had a friend who broke up with her boyfriend yesterday and she wanted to commit suicide but i convinced her not to thankfully
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i tune to drop-Z and string my guitar with barbed wire.

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we r all rlaeted bcuz teh bibel sez so we r al innbreads lolo


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#10
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losing your ipod

I knew that was coming up...

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#14
red diahrea comming out the front(women only of course)
or getting your Xbox taken away and trying to climb a tree
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#15
thinking your life sucks even though your parents are high class big wigs and you think you are NOTHING because you dont have enough.
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#16
Ingrown toe nail.
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#21
Uhh there was this guy who didn't get any of the questions in some exam so he put 2 pencils in his nose and headbutted the desk.. and died.. that's pretty stupid.
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#23
trying to prove you're "emo"
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#24
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Ingrown toe nail.

Hey those little bastards hurt...that could actually be THE GOOD reason.
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You see this is why it's wrong to rape your guitar... in public.

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I want to name an invention the Insta-gasm 3000. I feel very strongly about this.

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Fender FM 212R
#25
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Hey those little bastards hurt...that could actually be THE GOOD reason.

Well, they do bloody hurt, you can just get them taken out.

You can either:

. Get a doctor to cut off a 1/5th of your nail and it never grows back
. Kill yourself

Oh yeah.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evTTHS9hwvU

You can kill yourself over this
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i tune to drop-Z and string my guitar with barbed wire.

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we r all rlaeted bcuz teh bibel sez so we r al innbreads lolo


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One of The 9 Winners of the Official 5th MOD Contest
#27
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any and all reasons are stupid.


What if you get a genie in a lamp and you wish for immortality but you get taken into someone's basement and they torture you for eternity, each generation of the family taking on the duty of torturing you, and you finally get the chance to commit suicide after a few hundred years, you still wouldn't? huh? HUH?
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#28
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Uhh there was this guy who didn't get any of the questions in some exam so he put 2 pencils in his nose and headbutted the desk.. and died.. that's pretty stupid.



Totally metal man. massive respect to that guy
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#29
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What if you get a genie in a lamp and you wish for immortality but you get taken into someone's basement and they torture you for eternity, each generation of the family taking on the duty of torturing you, and you finally get the chance to commit suicide after a few hundred years, you still wouldn't? huh? HUH?


how would you if you were immortal?
#30
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What if you get a genie in a lamp and you wish for immortality but you get taken into someone's basement and they torture you for eternity, each generation of the family taking on the duty of torturing you, and you finally get the chance to commit suicide after a few hundred years, you still wouldn't? huh? HUH?

yea well...

but...

uh....

EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE!

*BOOM*
#31
All.
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#32
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how would you if you were immortal?

BOOM, HEADSHOT!
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i tune to drop-Z and string my guitar with barbed wire.

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we r all rlaeted bcuz teh bibel sez so we r al innbreads lolo


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One of The 9 Winners of the Official 5th MOD Contest
#33
Suicide isn't always stupid, only in most cases.

Imagine if you lost your whole family in a car crash and you believed in heaven. I'm sure you'd want to die then.
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#34
Because you're a woman. Actually no..if I was a woman, I'd kill myself. Or have a sex change.
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#35
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What if you get a genie in a lamp and you wish for immortality but you get taken into someone's basement and they torture you for eternity, each generation of the family taking on the duty of torturing you, and you finally get the chance to commit suicide after a few hundred years, you still wouldn't? huh? HUH?

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how would you if you were immortal?

Owned.

From here on out, nothing you say has any standing in this thread. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!
#36
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BOOM, HEADSHOT!

Life without head...now that scary
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You see this is why it's wrong to rape your guitar... in public.

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I want to name an invention the Insta-gasm 3000. I feel very strongly about this.

Gear Setup:
Jackson Rhoads
Digitech Grunge
Fender FM 212R
#37
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Because you're a woman. Actually no..if I was a woman, I'd kill myself. Or have a sex change.

or get back to making me a sammich
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#39
This thread...


It had to be done.
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#40
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Suicide isn't always stupid, only in most cases.

Imagine if you lost your whole family in a car crash and you believed in heaven. I'm sure you'd want to die then.

But killing yourself would make you a murderer. One-way to hell then.

YOU CANNOT WIN
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