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#1
So a fight breaks out in my school. They TRY to punch each other in the face but either too pussy/not strong enough.. well that's not the point but when your fighting like a 1v1, would it be stupid if you started doing kicks like backspinning? If you do martial arts, would you use it? or just keep the fist fights as fist fights?
#3
Punches, knees to the face, elbows, and Muay Thai kicks are good fun when they seriously hurt someone.
#4
watch the ufc. see how many people do it. there is your answer.
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punch to the throat=win
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#10
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well, if I martial arts, Id probably use them

if someone kicked me, Id probably cast Divine Shield, hit them with a hammer of justice and wail on them.

oh gosh i wish i didnt know what you were talking about. (im a previous WoW addict).


anyways, yeah id use martial arts in a fight.
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#11
the only rule when fighting is to not kick your opponent in the nuts.
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If I was ever in a fight, I'd just punch and slap or whatever.
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#14
Martial arts look queer in street fights... but you'd hate to get your ass kicked because you didn't use your martial arts. Either way you look like a pantywaist...
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well, if I martial arts, Id probably use them

if someone kicked me, Id probably cast Divine Shield, hit them with a hammer of justice and wail on them.

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the only rule when fighting is to not kick your opponent in the nuts.


says who?
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thunderbolt does not effect enemy gastly


I believe it should be affect
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Obviously if I'm in a fight I'm mad at whoever I'm fighting and don't care about their nuts and want to hurt them in the most painful way possible.

contrary to my Username, hitting people in the junk while fighting isnt cool
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Obviously if I'm in a fight I'm mad at whoever I'm fighting and don't care about their nuts and want to hurt them in the most painful way possible.


Well do it without tearing their nutsack. Honestly, only women can kick men in the balls, and even then the freedom is limited to when she's being beaten or raped. Under no other circumstances is anyone's foot allowed near a man's crotch.
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Obviously if I'm in a fight I'm mad at whoever I'm fighting and don't care about their nuts and want to hurt them in the most painful way possible.

This
fighting has no rules, unless you do do it for a living and get paid. Hell, I fought a narcoleptic guy once. If you're mad enough to fight, you shouldn't be thinking "I don't wanna hurt his balls" My friend knows Muay Thai and Brazilian jujitsu, he's usually eager to fight people, just for fun.
#22
I would use martial arts especially if they were out to seriously injure you the whole survival instict would kick in
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the only rule when fighting is to not kick your opponent in the nuts.


No, the only rule when fighting is don't lose. If you are fighting it should be over a life and death situation so no holds are barred.

Here's the secret to martial arts: It's about poking out eyes, tearing out throats, and blowing knee caps.

If someone attacks me, I'm going for the eyes, the throat, groin, or knees. If they can't see they can't catch you. If they can't breathe... well...
The groin hurts most people, but some people, especially when adrenaline is running, has a chance of only enraging the person. As for the knee caps, it only takes around 10 lbs of pressure to blow one out if they are straight. Trust me, they won't be running for you, or for the rest of their life for that matter.
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fighting has no rules, unless you do do it for a living and get paid. Hell, I fought a narcoleptic guy once. If you're mad enough to fight, you shouldn't be thinking "I don't wanna hurt his balls" My friend knows Muay Thai and Brazilian jujitsu, he's usually eager to fight people, just for fun.


anyone who has ever done a martial art should know that its only for self defense

martial art ass kicking for fun =
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#26
I know Judo and it doesn't help one little bit in fights, never try to use something structured, just aim to hurt and absolutely wail on the dude if they happen to lose their balance.

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Well do it without tearing their nutsack. Honestly, only women can kick men in the balls, and even then the freedom is limited to when she's being beaten or raped. Under no other circumstances is anyone's foot allowed near a man's crotch.


A lot of guys at my school have decided that for fun they will kick other guys in the balls while he's just sitting or standing somewhere. They haven't got me thankfully, but I still think what they're doing is stupid.

More on topic, I think it's fine to use martial arts in a fight if someone starts a fight with you, but you shouldn't if you start the fight.
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#28
all kicks / punchs where you twist around are stupid. a second of offering your back to your enemy is stupid as ****k.

hit important ares like the solarplexus, the neck and the bubble.

solarplexus - point where most muscles run together direct under the breast bone
makes him stunned very hard and hurts quiet much

neck - hit the aorta -> enemys brain has no oxygen -> enemy goes down


bubble: if you kick into a full bubble your enemy dies. the urin comes into his body and he gets poisoned. only do this in emergencys
#29
All school fights are retarded. Rather than deciding how you're going to kick someone's ass in the playground at lunch, why don't you just grow up and work on resolving the issue? =/
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#30
my friend does muai thai and hes pretty good and i asked him the other week if he would use them in a street fight and hes like hell yea. so now whenever im with him i have no fear
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The Aorta is an artery attached to the heart


Seriously...


I use elbows more than punches.
#34
if i was good enough at martial arts then of course i would use it, as long as it wasn't lethal.

basically, my tactics if i ever get into a fight are to kick hiim in the balls, punch in the stomach and then run away!
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Hell, I fought a narcoleptic guy once.



Bet he was easy to get into a sleeper hold.
#37
I live in France, despite being English. In England, in a serious fight, someone is killed or brutally injured. In France in a serious fight, bad words were said.

Seriously, a French kid slapped a mate of mine thinking it'd scare the daylights out of him and he and all the other English kids there just laughed at him for thinking a slap was so bad.
#38
If I have to fight I kick them in the shins, punch them in the stomach and elbow them in the face.


It works alright
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Well do it without tearing their nutsack. Honestly, only women can kick men in the balls, and even then the freedom is limited to when she's being beaten or raped. Under no other circumstances is anyone's foot allowed near a man's crotch.

ur doin it wrong
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contrary to my Username, hitting people in the junk while fighting isnt cool



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