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I was just wondering how many people have actually watched Mel Brooks' masterpiece that is Spaceballs. This is because only about 5 people I know have actually seen it before me introducing it to them
#4
amazing
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#6
greatest movie ever made. i own it on dvd AND vhs


^DAMMIT QUIAT! I WAS GUNNA SAY THAT
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your dick understands and accepts this, and is willing to just move on.
#8
Seen it, love it
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#10
Prepare to fast forward.
Preparing to fast forward.
Fast Forward.

I bet she gives great helmet.
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#11
i love Mel all his movies are brilliant. Spaceballs was the first one i seen. a teacher lets us watch it in class in like 8th grade
#12
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You guys found anything?
Nope.
How bout you guys?
WE AIN'T FOUND SH IT!

haha

May the Schwartz be witcha

They've gone to plaid!!!!


I could quote this movie all day.
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#14
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Prepare to fast forward.
Preparing to fast forward.
Fast Forward.


No, keep going. Past this part!
In fact, never play this again.
-sips coffee-
#15
half man half dog - mog
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I pretend I'm a huge spider laying eggs, then when I flush the toilet I fall to floor screaming "MY CHILLLDRENN!! NOOOO!"


If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.
- Mitch Hedberg
#16
Sir. The radar, sir. It appears to be ... Jammed!
Jammed. ... Raspberry.
There's only one man who would dare give me the raspberry.

Love this movie
Oh no he just divided by zero again...*gets sucked into vortex*

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whoa man this is turning into the Dream Theater appreciation thread!!! If only every thread kicked this much ass!


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#18
2nd best movie of all time. actually, no, it IS the best movie of all time. it's tied with young frankenstein though.

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Starr:"so what does that make us..?"
Helmet:"absolutely nothing! which is what you are about to become"
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#19
I guess I'm the only person who hates this movie. *Equips Flame-Retardant Sword of the Gods for flames that will soon ensue*
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I loled
#20
Pizza the hut was found dead in his lim today. Apparently, he was locked in and "ate himself to death"


LUDICROUS SPEED!!!


haha
#21
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I guess I'm the only person who hates this movie. *Equips Flame-Retardant Sword of the Gods for flames that will soon ensue*


I hope you fall over and the flame retardant sword stabs you in the face.
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I pretend I'm a huge spider laying eggs, then when I flush the toilet I fall to floor screaming "MY CHILLLDRENN!! NOOOO!"


If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.
- Mitch Hedberg
#23
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I hope you fall over and the flame retardant sword stabs you in the face.


I said "equips" not "runs around with", fap-face.
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I loled
#26
I saw it...and I thought it f*cking sucked. I generally like most comedies I see, but that only got one very light chuckle out of me.
#27
I love it. But I can't quote it well...


*cries softly*
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#29
man, I love this movie also, and since everyone is saying a quote I will say one....

"It's mega maid sir, she went from suck to blow."
#30
Who is he?
He's an asshole
I know that. What is his name?
That is his name. Asshole. Major Asshole.

Only seen it once, it was pretty funny. Doesn't come close to Blazing Saddles.
Last edited by in2thesun88 at Nov 22, 2008,
#32
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Who is he?
He's an asshole
I know that. What is his name?
That is his name. Asshole. Major Asshole.

Only seen it once, it was pretty funny. Doesn't come close to Blazing Saddles.

YES BLAZING SADDLES!!
#33
Been there, done that, got the t-shirt, one of my favorite dvd's, that is for sure
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#34
****! I am gonna go watch it right now.

Spaceballs or Rat Race is the best comedy movie ever. Gotta love:

Emperor- "Sir we can't find them."

Lord Helmet- "Hell just comb the desert!"

*They proceed to use giant combs to comb the desert*

Lord Helmet-"Find anything yet?

Guy 1- "Nothing yet sir"

Lord Helmet- "What about you?" *Looking at guy 2"

Guy 2- "Nope"

Lord Helmet- "And you" *looking at black 3 with the pick"

Black 3 with the pick- "WE AINT FOUND ****!"

No I am not racist but the fact that he is black makes it at least 5 times as funny.
#35
this calls for.. LUDICROUS SPEED!
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#36
"That's his name, sir. Asshole."
"How many Assholes we got on this ship?"

*All raise hands*

EDIT: Damn...
To me:
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In the same thread

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#37
Roland -1...
Helmet - 1!
Sandurz -1!
Roland -2...
Helmet - 2!
Sandurz -2!
Roland - 3...
Helmet - 3!
Sandurz -3!
Roland - 4...
Helmet - 4!
Sandurz -4!
Roland -5...
Helmet - 5!
Sandurz -5!
Helmet - So the password is; 1,2,3,4,5. That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life! The kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!

Colonel Sandurz: But your ring! Don't you wear the schwartz too?
Dark Helmet: No, he got the upside. There are two sides to every schwartz. He got the upside, I got the downside.
#38
"****! I hate it when i get my schwartz all tangled up."

When they jam the radar and that guy does that sound effect like he's talking over a speaker.

God i luv that movie
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#39
I have all of Mel Brooks' movies, and this, Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein, and Robin Hood: Men In Tights are all must sees for anybody.
#40
I love every Mel Brooks movie I've ever seen, though that really only includes Space Balls, Robin Hood: Men in Tights, Blazing Saddles and of course Young Frankenstein.
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