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Okay, here's how it works. You take the name of the first pet you ever owned, and combine it with the name of the first street you lived on.

Example:

My first pet = his name was Bud

First street i lived on = Tigerfish

My porn name = Bud Tigerfish.

Go!
#3
Diamond Arbor.


What a gay name. No one will want to fux me.
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#5
James Hickory
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#6
what if your street was just a number? cause mine would be Ziggy 74
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#7
Ben Inverness...sounds more like a librarian.
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#8
Tiger Allard, ha ha that sounds so horny
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epic win. total, epic win. this is probably the best OC ever created on UG.

kudos, sir.

kudos.
#10
Buzzy Badger


lmao
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#12
Batman Coldwater
tht is wierd as ****,my pron movie would be called : In Diana Jones
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#14
Starlight gay......
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#16
Hammy Ashbrook.

......wtf.
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#17
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Sparky Weld County Road 130...

it doesnt work for country kids!!!


Too bad! I already got the "numbered street or road" joke. You lose!
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#21
ummm...old as hell? mine is lame zelda southern...so lame.
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#27
my name already is a prostitute name v_v Desiree...
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#28
Psst - they're going to steal all of your Pazzwurdz! They're collecting all your personal data, bit by bit ...
#29
Rocky Branch?

Now that doesn't sound like it belongs in a porno.

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#31
Jack Bell
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#34
Mine is Hershey Elkwood

I told my friend about this, and he ended up with Silent Plumber...
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#35
Smokey Green

Hahahahahaha Marijuana anyone?
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#39
Petey Montclair

hm
didn't work well
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#40
Rainbow Maroo.

I like the one where you blend the first 2 letters of your first name, the second and third letters of your middle name and the third letter of your last name. Then you add "a".

Mine is Laliba.
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