#1
Who wants to be my e-partner?

we can walk on the beach and watch skinny whales dance by the sunset, their veleveteen furs glimmering and shining and and (whaha I almost recalled that dolphin fetish thread ) and eat ice cream in the winter-time when the days are short and the nights are...short also.


I will bring home the turkey if you will bring home the bacon.
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On second thought, **** tuning forks. You best be carrying around a grand piano that was tuned by an Italian
#2
No thanks

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#4
okay.

so I guess i'll just eat my vegetable-sandwich and baconless breakfast alown.
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On second thought, **** tuning forks. You best be carrying around a grand piano that was tuned by an Italian
#6
are you a banana?
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long hair is cool mate

haircuts are for people in concentration camp
#7
Quote by wiggyisgreat
Yes please


But you were my e-partner
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#9
the sunset won't set itself.
The earth shuns it
but it's still there.
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On second thought, **** tuning forks. You best be carrying around a grand piano that was tuned by an Italian
#11
Sure
Hull City A.F.C

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#12
can I be e-rapist?
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#13
Quote by Laces Out Danny
Who wants to be my e-partner?

we can walk on the beach and watch skinny whales dance by the sunset, their veleveteen furs glimmering and shining and and (whaha I almost recalled that dolphin fetish thread ) and eat ice cream in the winter-time when the days are short and the nights are...short also.


I will bring home the turkey if you will bring home the bacon.



i will because you quoteth the great prophet Rivers Cuomo from weezers best album
#14
I thought you were in tire need of C*ck.
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oh the good old days of launching strawberries at point blank range into people's faces with a ballista... brings back mammaries

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Kick your OWN ass before he has a chance to get to it.

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#15
Quote by wiggyisgreat
Yes please

You're such a hussy

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youmakemesmile...

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Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#17
I might, but you have to treat me right!
My last partner cast me aside when they found out why I'm always carrying this pillow around
EDIT: also, checked your profile and you're a babe
#18
Quote by AceOfBlades
I might, but you have to treat me right!
My last partner cast me aside when they found out why I'm always carrying this pillow around


lol


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On second thought, **** tuning forks. You best be carrying around a grand piano that was tuned by an Italian
#19
I'll do it, now wheres this turkey you mentioned?
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Die Ruhe vor dem Sturm.
#20
Quote by HuckIt
I'll do it, now wheres this turkey you mentioned?


but where's the bacon?
Quote by icaneatcatfood
On second thought, **** tuning forks. You best be carrying around a grand piano that was tuned by an Italian