Do you have any certain songs you play to test out a guitar when youre at the guitar store?

I play the intro to Join The Club by reel big fish, a few scales, and a G Em C D barre chord progression.
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I sweep and tap.

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Usually an A7X, Three Days Grace, or Bullet for My Valentine song.
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Usually Nevermore, Circus Maximus or some other prog.

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I can't play songs for sh*t when in a store for some stupid reason- absolutely fine on stage, fine in front of people anywhere else... just not the store So I generally go through techniques as opposed to songs.

Happens to me aswell, probably because I have an Ibanez, therefore, due to its extreme playability, ive actually reached a point where i cant play other guitars
Smells like Teen Spirit.

But only if I'm warmed up, otherwise I can't play the solo.


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It's like every single riff I've ever learned leaves my mind when I step foot in a guitar store. I always tell myself, "No! Don't do it! Don't do iiiiiiiiiit!" But I do it anyway. I play the Master of Puppets intro. Always.

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Smoke On The Water.

Seriously "Plug In Baby", "Scar Tissue", "Stop", and then just chords.
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Usually, Norther's Betrayed, Death's Crystal Mountain, some band material, and then to switch it up play Johnny Winter's Rock Me Baby.
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some bluesy riffs and a couple of chords
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It's like every single riff I've ever learned leaves my mind when I step foot in a guitar store. I always tell myself, "No! Don't do it! Don't do iiiiiiiiiit!" But I do it anyway. I play the Master of Puppets intro. Always.

That's EXACTLY what happens to me. I completely forget EVERYTHING i've EVER learned basically, haha. It sucks.

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Voodoo Chile. It's a great one cuz you can just kinda jam on it soloing all over the neck, and then do some chords.
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generally some muse either hysteria or knights of cydonia, the little part of the awakening - les claypool, i can play with out looking like a twat. then i just fiddle with octaves'n'stuff
I usually just play a bit of blues, a few chords here and there, and whatever else comes to my mind. No real paradigm I have for testing out guitars.

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it sounds great, and I can rely fell the guitar coming alive in my hand
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Darkest nights by As I Lay Dying, the solo from Scobra vs. Cupcake by Arsonists Get All The Girls, scales, The intro to FCPREMIX, whatever I can remember basically.
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