#2


That's really clever
Ego inflating praise here:
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That is SOOOOOOOOOOO sig worthy! Pure awesomeness to you, sir.

C wut I did thar Fishy?

's UG
#3
I think the moral of the story is don't install beta software and don't date tossers.
#5
Never heard of the girlfriend 5.0. Are you sure this isn't just a metaphor?
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#6
Priceless
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Either you're safe or you've won the whole damn thread.


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epic win. total, epic win. this is probably the best OC ever created on UG.

kudos, sir.

kudos.
#7
Quote by JohnnyGenzale
Never heard of the girlfriend 5.0. Are you sure this isn't just a metaphor?

God I hope you're joking.
hello
#8
Quote by JohnnyGenzale
Never heard of the girlfriend 5.0. Are you sure this isn't just a metaphor?


Girlfriend 5.0 = Fifth girlfriend....

He's just too much of a g33k not to make it sound like a computer program.
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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Get To Da Choppa!
#9
Plug And Play...


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#11
And, although he did not ask for it, Wife 1.0 came with MotherInLaw 1.0, which has an automatic popup feature he can’t turn off.


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Never heard of Seinfeld, what kind of music do they play? Assuming they use Kramers, it must be heavy!



SAVE GIBSON

#12


that was pretty awesome
Gear
-Ibanez RG321 ( /w D-Sonic)
-Agile AL-3100 (/w Custom + '59)
-Yamaha FG730S
-Crybaby 535Q
-Keeley TS-9
-ISP Decimator
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#14
Screw Girlfriend 5.0...the only factor that has remained reliable throughout all of the software I've gotten is RightHand1.0.
Gunpowder: FUCKING ROCKS!!!
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[witty set-up]
Gunpowder FUCKING ROCKS!!!!!

Quote by Kensai

Gunpowder you fucking rock!!

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Now I can say, with sufficient certainly, that you, Gunpowder...

FUCK ROCKS!
#15
Quote by Gunpowder
Screw Girlfriend 5.0...the only factor that has remained reliable throughout all of the software I've gotten is RightHand1.0.


Fuck RightHand 1.0 I got LeftHand 1.3!
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

Quote by daytripper75
Get To Da Choppa!
#16
Quote by DirtyMakik
Fuck RightHand 1.0 I got LeftHand 1.3!


1.3? What sort of features does it have?

I've also always been hesitant to try out the LeftHand series...just seems like a risk, especially now that I'm so comfortable with my RightHand...I guess it's the same sort of reasoning PC users have for not going over to Apple...
Gunpowder: FUCKING ROCKS!!!
Quote by The Madcap
[witty set-up]
Gunpowder FUCKING ROCKS!!!!!

Quote by Kensai

Gunpowder you fucking rock!!

Quote by Dirge Humani
Now I can say, with sufficient certainly, that you, Gunpowder...

FUCK ROCKS!
#17
Quote by Gunpowder
1.3? What sort of features does it have?

I've also always been hesitant to try out the LeftHand series...just seems like a risk, especially now that I'm so comfortable with my RightHand...I guess it's the same sort of reasoning PC users have for not going over to Apple...


Well since LeftHand 1.3 is also FrettingHand 1.3 and RightHand 1.0 is PickingHand 1.0,
LeftHand is more "finger-oriented" and RightHand is more "arm-oriented".

The LeftHand/FreetingHand Series has a better TightHole emulator on it than RightHand/PickingHand series.

But the RightHand/PickingHand Series can run slighty faster.

The third upgrade of LeftHand adds features such as better repartition of pressure throughtout the Fingers add-ons and an Anti-Cramp module.
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

Quote by daytripper75
Get To Da Choppa!
#19
Quote by pak1351
^took it too far


...You're mean!
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

Quote by daytripper75
Get To Da Choppa!
#22
Quote by AlexShalman
I personally think that was very creative


well....thanks
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

Quote by daytripper75
Get To Da Choppa!
#24
Quote by DirtyMakik
Well since LeftHand 1.3 is also FrettingHand 1.3 and RightHand 1.0 is PickingHand 1.0,
LeftHand is more "finger-oriented" and RightHand is more "arm-oriented".

The LeftHand/FreetingHand Series has a better TightHole emulator on it than RightHand/PickingHand series.

But the RightHand/PickingHand Series can run slighty faster.

The third upgrade of LeftHand adds features such as better repartition of pressure throughtout the Fingers add-ons and an Anti-Cramp module.


Despite what others say, I think that is seriously one of the best posts ever .
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#25
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Despite what others say, I think that is seriously one of the best posts ever .


To Sig or not to Sig? To Sig.

DirtyEdit: Guitar + Secks + Computers = Awesomeness, or The Pit.
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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Get To Da Choppa!
Last edited by DirtyMakik at Nov 22, 2008,
#26
That was great!
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I can see it now. "Dark Thrones and Black People".


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I pretty much wank something small and sleek.

ololololololol


JOIN THE NEKROGESTAPO!
#28
Quote by divinorum69
Too long....


that's what she said
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'50s National Archtop
Squier Classic Vibe '60s Tele
Squier Affinity Strat
Gibson Melody Maker
Vox AC-15
50s Stella Parlor Acoustic

MOAR FIRST ACT
I was there
#29
Quote by ilikeguitar90
that's what she said


who?
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

Quote by daytripper75
Get To Da Choppa!
#30
Quote by RU Experienced?
Am I the only one getting a internal server error for the link?


Do you have Girlfriend 5.0?
Ibanez Saber Series Owner!

Don't jump on the bandwagon, Line 6 Spider III's Aren't that bad!


B.U.C.K.E.T.H.E.A.D.


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You, goonerbynature, win teh internetz.


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Gold.


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#32
this is actually really old, and theres hundreds of versions like husband (for women) etc
Geets:
Ibanez GSA60
Epiphone SG/LP custom
Schecter Damien elite 7
Fender Highway one Telecaster

Pedals:
Visual sound Jekyll and Hyde


Amp:
Peavey 6505
Marshall M412a cab
Peavey Classic 50

GO STEELERS!
#33
That was pretty good

Also, at TightHole emulator
Ibanez RG1570 w/ Bareknuckle Pickups
Ibanez RG655
PRS SE Fredrik Åkesson Singlecut
Blackstar HT-5
Harley Benton G212 Vintage
BOSS TU-2
MXR M-108
Digitech Bad Monkey
#36
Quote by Gunpowder
Screw Girlfriend 5.0...the only factor that has remained reliable throughout all of the software I've gotten is RightHand1.0.

Way to read the comments...
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Ovenman, your contraptions make women's

clothes evaporate.
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I WANT THE TWOOTH!

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That's far too clever to be posted in the Pit.